Thursday, 6 May 2010
A little poem for you...........
Another year has passed
and we're all a little older.
Last summer felt hotter
and winter seems much colder.
There was a time not long ago
when life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand
about 'Living in the Past'
We used to go to weddings,
football games and lunches.
Now we go to funeral homes,
and after-funeral brunches.
We used to have hangovers,
from parties that were gay.
Now we suffer body aches?
and wile the night away.
We used to go out dining,
and couldn't get our fill.
Now we ask for doggie bags,?
come home and take a pill.
We used to often travel
to places near and far.
Now we get sore asses
from riding in the car.
We used to go to nightclubs
and drink a little booze.
Now we stay home at night
and watch the evening news..
That, my friend is how life is,
and now my tale is told.
So, enjoy each day and live it up...
before you're too damned old!
H/T Marshall
News.........
Offend a Feminist Week -- Day 3
Bury Newsweek ... The Sooner the Better...
General Election 2010: Only a Tory government can restore nation's fortunes
UK budget deficit 'to surpass Greece's as worst in EU'
Muslims and Westerners: The Psychological Differences
Inside the Beltway: Strong Brew
Pimp My Fire Arm: The Secret Behind Mexican Drug Cartels . . . The Are All Liberace Wannabees
Congress Refuses to Outlaw Insider Trading For Lawmakers
Gulf of Mexico oil spill: Transocean-BP rig had safety valve problem in UK
Traces of explosive found on wreckage of South Korean warship
Florida politician caught looking at porn on Senate floor
Greece crisis: three bank workers killed in street protests
Accordion players and ice skaters get EU farm subsidies
Soviet commander admits USSR came close to defeat by Nazis
Young solo sailor 'will be denied prize because she took the wrong route'
President Yar’Adua’s death may spark power struggle in oil-rich Nigeria
Car bomb suspect who slipped under radar is son of air force chief
Indian police barred from using truth serums after court ruling
Russian special forces storm oil tanker, arrest Somali pirates
Reclusive Kim Jong Il goes high profile on China visit
Russia Seriously Concerned about NATO's Intention to Become Global Gendarme
and finally...
SAS defied MoD to rescue two of its men held hostage in Iraq as top commanders 'prepared to quit' over ban on mission
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FREE? Meh......from Rico
My reaction to this sign was "FREE?" Say WHAT?
- I have something I'll give you for free. Come get some!
I think I will 'celebrate' stinko-de-mayo with some 'ethnic' schnapps (enzian? 'shine?), maybe clean my guns, definitely have some red meat, grilled of course, and then...?
At Buckingham Palace To See The Queen
London, England
Lynsey is another one of my Movin' Up "victims"
Wednesday, 5 May 2010
Who should the tea partier be pulling for Thurs?
I have written a piece about which party is most "conservative" in tomorrow's election.
Guide to UK election... for non-UK interested...
Here it is and I plan to add any others sources of video or audio when I find them. Should be a very interesting night tomorrow evening and maybe even well into the weekend.
Palestinian Sympathy Fatigue (Part LXIX)
Oh! It's true mein schatz! The on again, off again 'Forever Quest" for something something 'Palestine' may fire up again before the obligitory hiatus fires up again.
"With dueling authorities running Gaza and the West Bank, the Palestinian people find themselves in the middle of an experiment:
In the Strip, where HAMAS is in charge, the high price of armed resistance to Little Satan has discredited any attempts to revive the conflict. In the West Bank, under Fatah rule, negotiations have gone nowhere...
Pic "Palestine? Wouldn't we be crazy to want that?"
Illegally occupied from GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD
NORKORCOMs
North Korea masses 50,000 troops on border . . .
. . . about 50,000 NorKorCom Special Forces deployed along the border with South Korea . . .
. . . high tensions over the sinking of a Seoul warship . . .
. . . Sean Linnane's analysis . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
VBS TV: Rule Britannia - Election: Conservatives
The Conservative Party are favourites to win this year’s General Election. Here we meet a cross-section of their young candidates and campaigners. From doorstepping, to regattas to drunken student parties, they give us an insight into the true values of the party.
Q and A
Q: Why do women bitch so much?
A: They don't burp, fart, or snore. Thus, if they didn't bitch they would blow up!
H/T DML
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News...........
Brown is 'worst PM ever' says Labour candidate from my local paper.
Why Wikis SUCK
BP: ‘the DDT of our era’
Strange Love
Urgent: Geert Wilders Needs Our Help
SNOUT STUCK INTO OIL DISASTER
Why Not Feel Sorry for BP?
Mowing Down the Grassroots
Global shares tumble on Greece debt fears
Times Square car bomb: security slip let Faisal Shahzad board plane
North Korea masses 50,000 troops on border
World's biggest beaver dam can be seen from space
Mission Mars: six men to spend 520 days in 1,000sq ft capsule
Teenage fan tasered at US baseball game
Osama bin Laden 'living in luxury in Iran'
New Zealand offers migrants courses in how to understand Kiwi accent
Air passengers face a summer of disruption from Icelandic volcano
‘We’re in the final days of white life in South Africa’
Italian woman fined for wearing burqa in public
Why is right-wing campaign food consistently better than left-wing campaign food?
and finally.........
California = the Venezuela of North America!
Mud wrestling turns into Fight Club at the Kentucky Derby
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Lawyers..........
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks.
After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks.
The second lawyer disagreed, insisting they must be elk tracks.
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
H/T Pete H
Tuesday, 4 May 2010
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