THE ROOM WAS FULL OF PREGNANT WOMEN WITH THEIR PARTNERS. THE CLASS WAS IN FULL SWING.
THE INSTRUCTOR WAS TEACHING THE WOMEN HOW TO BREATHE PROPERLY AND WAS TELLING THE MEN HOW TO GIVE THE NECESSARY ASSURANCE TO THEIR PARTNERS AT THIS STAGE OF THE PREGNANCY.
SHE SAID "LADIES, REMEMBER THAT EXERCISE IS GOOD FOR YOU. WALKING IS ESPECIALLY BENEFICIAL. IT STRENGTHENS THE PELVIC MUSCLES AND WILL MAKE DELIVERY THAT MUCH EASIER!"
SHE LOOKED AT THE MEN IN THE ROOM, "AND GENTLEMEN, REMEMBER -- YOU'RE IN THIS TOGETHER --- IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU TO GO WALKING WITH HER."
THE ROOM SUDDENLY GOT VERY QUIET AS THE MEN ABSORBED THIS INFORMATION.
THEN A MAN AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM SLOWLY RAISED HIS HAND.
"YES?" ANSWERED THE TEACHER.
"I WAS JUST WONDERING. IS IT ALL RIGHT IF SHE CARRIES A GOLF BAG WHILE WE WALK?"
Friday, 6 August 2010
A SENSITIVE MAN
Man killed on golf course........
A foursome of guys is waiting at the men’s tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time.
When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet.
She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those " F**king LESSONS" I took over the winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken "golf lessons" instead!"
He never even had a chance to duck. He was 43.......
H/T Shelly
News........
Day 28 – August 6th 1940
Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up
Hiroshima 1945, Hiroshima 2010 by Alan Caruba
CAIR’s ‘Summer of Censorship’ Campaign Comes to Florida for Election 2010
This Is My Job: Blue Angel Pilot
Beginning and End of the Universe
Portland lemonade stand runs into health inspectors, needs $120 license to operate
Man cons £50,000 of IT equipment out of HP
Naomi's Diamonds - We Know What Happened ...
Police officer accidentally shot schoolgirl, 14, with a Taser after missing intended target
Vast floating islands of rubbish threaten to block China's Three Gorges dam
Mass strikes loom in a 'winter of discontent' for UK Government
Price of bread could hit record after Russian wheat export ban
Japanese oil tanker was hit by terrorist attack in the Gulf of Hormuz
World's fastest bus: record-breaking wacky vehicles
American prosecutor suing UN chief Ban Ki-moon for discrimation
Great white shark rescued in daring beach drama
Inspectors find inmates running Brazilian prison
Australian states fight over ownership of giant crocodile
Losing Faith in Pakistan's Future
Poland to Extradite Alleged Mossad Agent
and finally......
Beer can help you lose more weight than exercise
Delta Passenger Kicked Off Flight For Asking If Pilot Had Been Drinking
Danish Cartoon: An Apology (H/T 45Govt)
Coming soon: VBS TV - Afghanistan in the UK - Trailer
Recently they signed up for five-day embed with B Company of the second batallion of the Parachute Regiment (2 Para) at their training facility in Thetford, UK, to film the army’s much-talked-about, multimillion-pound “fake Afghanistan village.”
Below is the trailer for the documentary they made about their time in Afghanistan UK, which premieres on VBS later this month.
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What's REALLY going on?............from Rico
Hum Marvin Gaye's old hit song from the 1960's "What's Going On?" with me now.
Then...as now...the truth and the facts are up for grabs.
While CNBC, Bloomberg, WaPo, The Dallas Fed, et al are ALL singing the Greek Chorus:
"U.S. Companies have emerged from the financial crisis in tip-top financial health, have paid-down debt, rebuilt balance sheets, and are sitting on piles of cash."
IT'S ALL CRAP!!!
The facts are they have increased their debt, not paid it down, and are MORE leveraged than at any time since the Great Depression.
$7.2 trillion leveraged.
If you knew what was REALLY "going on" you'd be too upset to watch "Prancing With the Stars" or "America's Got Talent."
Just take another Prozac dearie. Never mind. This won't hurt much!
Thursday, 5 August 2010
How Communists Exploit WikiLeaks
It's one thing when you have communist Amy Goodman of Democracy Now! interviewing convicted computer hacker and communist activist Julian Assange on the U.S. government's response to WikLeaks. It's quite another thing when mainstream newspaper editors also come down on the side of the WikiLeaks/communist alliance. But that's what's happening today at LAT, "WikiLeaks and a Journalism 'Shield Law'." Speaking of Senator Schumer's legislative effort to police criminal organizations like WikiLeaks, the Times notes:
Rather than trying to figure out who should be protected and who should not, Congress should focus on what it is trying to accomplish — namely, to preserve for citizens of this democracy the information they need to govern themselves, information that sometimes only becomes public if those who have it can supply it anonymously.Spoken like a true hardline communist apparatchik.
If you travel around the horn of the Internet, you'll find a clear split between those patriots who recognize that WikiLeaks' criminal activities put lives at risk (military and civilian) and those anti-Americans who want to damage the United States at all costs.
This Ain't Hell has more, "Left Plots Exploitation of WikiLeaks Documents":
The Left didn’t waste any time getting together in New York City yesterday looking for ways to use the documents from the Wikileaks drop for their own nefarious purposes. Someone dropped a link to me Saturday about the conference. They highlighted the luminaries that they had invited to speak;* Dahr Jamail, journalist, author of “Beyond the Green Zone”
* Cindy Sheehan, antiwar leader, author, Director, Peace of the Action
* Josh Stieber, Army veteran of Bravo Company 2-16
* Matthis Chiroux, Army veteran, Iraq war resister
* Mike Ferner, President, Veterans for Peace
* Ray McGovern, former CIA Agent, Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Sanity
* Jeff Paterson, Courgage to Resist, spokesperson for Bradley Manning Support Comm
* Elaine Brower, military mother, World Can’t Wait
* Debra Sweet, Director, World Can’t WaitDebra Sweet calls them “a strong group of resisters and truth-tellers”. They resist common sense and none would know the truth if it bit their collective ass. Dahr Jamail has made a career of ignoring facts that get in his way, Cindy Sheehan you all know, Josh Stieber bears witness to the “Collateral Murder” video yet he was still behind the wire during the events of that day. Matthis, well he’s a celebrity here. TSO dealt with Jeff Paterson’s hyperbole last year. Elaine Brower, hiding behind her son’s service, calls other troops baby killers.
That's Debra Sweet of the communist World Can't Wait organization: "Webcast: Anti-War Leaders and Veterans Respond to the WikiLeaks Revelations."
This is the leftist coaltion we're dealing with. Or, this is the domestic/international enemy coalition stabbing our troops in the back. (And recall also that the New York Times has been right at the center of this entire criminal leaking enterprise. Treasonous and disgusting.)
Cross-posted from American Power.
Karachi Maneuver
N'Shallah!
Talk about "Divine Intervention!"
Recent events - the assassination of Pakistani Parliament member Syed Raza Haider and the murderous mayhem that has exploded in Karachi is highly significant,
Mainly because Karachi is a critical link in Great Satan's AFPAK supply chain.
Is al Qaeda and certain elements in PAK Military deploying a choke hold?
"...Karachi, with its multi-national corporations, major banks and stock exchanges, is the weakest link and chaos in this city would be most detrimental to Pakistan - as well as to the war in Afghanistan as a major casualty would be NATO's supply lines.
"...A chaotic and paralyzed Karachi, a disturbed Punjab and a crisis-hit Khyber Pakhtoonkhwa would effectively block all supply routes.
"...al-Qaeda desires to jack up tensions in Karachi, open up a front in central Punjab and exploit the flood-affected situation in restive Khyber Pakhoonkhwa. The belief among al-Qaeda leaders is that NATO's combat operations will have to be abandoned by the end of this year.
"...In al-Qaeda's broader analysis, mainly agreed on by ideologues Dr Ayman al-Zawahiri and Mustafa Abu al-Yazid (the latter - better known as al-Masri - was killed in drone attack this year), it is essential that Pakistan's armed forces be engaged across as much of the country as possible. This, it is argued, will eventually lead to Pakistan's support of the "American war" drying up.
"...This approach led al-Qaeda to open up multiple war theaters in the tribal areas, such as Khyber Agency, Orakzai Agency, Kurram Agency and South Waziristan. The result was that the military had no capacity - or will - to launch operations against the global headquarters of al-Qaeda in North Waziristan. Al-Qaeda plans much the same for central Punjab, starting with the capital Lahore.
Pic "Flailed State" with GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD
WikiLeaks: Criminal Enterprise
From Marc Thiessen, at Washington Post, "WikiLeaks Must be Stopped":
Let's be clear: WikiLeaks is not a news organization; it is a criminal enterprise. Its reason for existence is to obtain classified national security information and disseminate it as widely as possible -- including to the United States' enemies. These actions are likely a violation of the Espionage Act, and they arguably constitute material support for terrorism. The Web site must be shut down and prevented from releasing more documents -- and its leadership brought to justice. WikiLeaks' founder, Julian Assange, proudly claims to have exposed more classified information than all the rest of the world press combined. He recently told the New Yorker he understands that innocent people may be hurt by his disclosures ("collateral damage" he called them) and that WikiLeaks might get "blood on our hands."RTWT.
With his unprecedented release of more than 76,000 secret documents last week, he may have achieved this. The Post found that the documents exposed at least one U.S. intelligence operative and identified about 100 Afghan informants -- often including the names of their villages and family members. A Taliban spokesman said the group is scouring the WikiLeaks Web site for information to find and "punish" these informers.
Beyond getting people killed, WikiLeaks' actions make it less likely that Afghans and foreign intelligence services (whose reports WikiLeaks also exposed) will cooperate with the United States in the future. And, as former CIA director Mike Hayden has pointed out, the disclosures are a gift to adversary intelligence services, and they will place a chill on intelligence sharing within the United States government. The harm to our national security is immeasurable and irreparable.
Interesting discussion (FWIW), from Charli Carpenter, "Wikileaks and 'War Crimes'."
Cross-posted from American Power.
Defying the Boycott of Israel
In defiance of the latest trend by musicians to boycott performing in Israel, the award winning veteran British rock group Jethro Tull will return to Israel for three concerts...
More at DoubleTapper
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U.S. Army troops from the 1st Battalion 320th Alpha Battery, 2nd Brigade of the 101st Airborne Division, duck as an Afghan soldier fires a rocket propelled grenade towards insurgent positions at Combat Outpost Nolen, in the volatile Arghandab Valley, in Kandahar, Afghanistan. (AP Photo/Rodrigo Abd, File)
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News..........
Day 27 – August 5th 1940
LA City Councilman, wife indicted on multiple counts of voter fraud...
The litmus test .... it is time for john bolton to step forward and lead, not just show that he is smart and erudite .... but to lead, and to risk ....
Wolves lurking in the shadows provide an exceptional line of defense for the United States
Ban the Burqa
Tim Brown Destroys CAIR Executive Nihad Awad Debating Ground Zero Mosque…
Shariah Comes to the Supreme Court: Elena Kagan’s Decisions
Back Door Amnesty for Illegals?
UK banks 'weren't bust at all'
Obamunism Made Easy
The greatest charity giveaway in history? 34 billionaires pledge half of their fortunes
BP oil spill: three-quarters of the oil has gone as Obama says it's close to ending
UFO files: Winston Churchill 'feared panic' over Second World War RAF incident
Ahmadinejad 'assassination attempt' was a firework, Iran claims
UFO files: dozens of Cold War sightings 'mainly Russian jets'
Denmark's deputy prime minister 'world's worst foreign minister'
New York Mosque plans face lawsuit
Iran claims to have smuggled anti aircraft missile systems into country
and finally.......
Birthright Citizenship
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The writing on the wall...........from Rico
If you can "read" a balance sheet....like THIS one from Bank of America...you can read the "writing on the wall" and understand what you are not, and WILL NOT be told by the Financial Media, the MSM (aka The Minsitry of Truth), the Fed, Congress, or anyone who is 'connected' (this includes Comrade Berry, our Dear Reader).
This balance sheet clearly says:
- sitting on CASH
- reducing LOANS outstanding
- INVESTING (speculating) on Wall Street using cheap Fed money (well, our cheap TAXPAYER MONEY)
And the rest of us mere mortals who are not on the Mt. Olympus of TBTF (too big to fail)...namely taxpayers, well: just keep running on that wheel (paying your taxes) so Berry & Timmy & Benny etr al don't run out of YOUR money!!
.......sssshhhhhhhhhh!! Hey, that's not the wheel squeeking! It must be the hamsters........
'Gender No Longer Forms An Essential Part of Marriage'
Folks are reacting to that line at the ruling.
AoSHQ is especially good. And Jeff Goldstein responds:
... this ruling does nothing more than enshrine the notion that what has always been the definition for marriage can no longer be the definition for marriage, because defining marriage as it has always been defined is discriminatory against those who wish it was defined in a way more to their liking, and in a way that changes what it is and has always been into something it never was nor ever has been. But be that as it may.I've tired of writing about this, frankly. I'm not so much in the business of seeking to deprive people rights --- contrived rights, be that as it may as well --- and I'm to the point where the only legitimate solution I see would be a federalist one, to let the voters in their own states decide how they want to define marriage. The courts will not reflect the people on this, and the law will be tweaked to extend the right to marry to a faction that's not interested in the traditional bases of that institution. I'm reminded of Robert Bork's comments on the larger implications:
What we are seeing in modern liberalism is the ultimate triumph of the New Left of the 1960s - the New Left that collapsed as a unified political movement and splintered into a multitude of intense, single-issue groups. We now have, to name but a few, radical feminists, black extremists, animal rights groups, radical environmentalists, activist homosexual groups, multiculturalists, People for the American Way, Planned Parenthood, the American Civil Liberties Union, and many more. In a real sense, however, the New Left did not collapse. Each of its splinters pursues a leftist agenda, but there is no publicly announced overarching philosophy that enables people to see easily that the separate groups and causes add up to a general radical left philosophy. The groups support one another and come together easily on many issues. In that sense, the splintering of the New Left made it less visible and therefore more powerful, its goals more attainable, than ever before.NYT has a story up now (FWIW), "Court Rejects Same-Sex Marriage Ban in California" (via Memeorandum).
In their final stages, radical egalitarianism becomes tyranny and radical individualism descends into hedonism. These translate as bread and circuses. Government grows larger and more intrusive in order to direct the distribution of goods and services in an ever more equal fashion, while people are diverted, led to believe that their freedoms are increasing, by a great variety of entertainments featuring violence and sex ...
Cross-posted from American Power.
Wednesday, 4 August 2010
E.D. Kain Joins Balloon Juice: ‘Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself’
Posted at American Power. There's some history there. Tells you a lot about the ethics of those who claim to be "true" conservatives.
Understanding Engineers.........
Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
H/T DML
Attack on Israel's Northern Border Map and Video
Map of attack. The unprovoked attack on IDF Maintenance crew from Lebanon happened on the Israel side of the Blue Line (demarcating the border). The fence is set a few meters inside Israeli territory for tactical and functional reasons.
As you can see in the above map, in some areas, there is a gap between the IDF security fence and the actual border, which is...
More at DoubleTapper
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