Friday, 29 October 2010
News...........
Day 112 – 29th October 1940
Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Oct 28th
Hate preacher is freed from jail and immediately tells Britons not to wear Remembrance Day Poppies
California politicians busted for spending taxpayer money on New York entertainment
Are all Muslims terrorists?
Guantanamo convict tells soldier's widow: "I'm sorry"
San Francisco Giants Hope Thong Underpants Will Help Them Win World Series
L'Oréal reporters' computers stolen
Woman picks up own head after horror horse-riding accident
French fighter jets could land on British carriers
Al-Qaeda 'plotted to take hostages in Mumbai-style attacks on Britain’
Left wing liberals are born not bred
Democrats accused of planting bogus Tea Party candidates
Killer whale sounds to scare seals 'attracted whales to fish farm'
Venezuela business leaders attacked at gunpoint
Chinese town hires only 'tall and attractive' security officers
Israel claims Nigerian weapons were heading for Gaza Strip
Stephen Lynch Flip-flops on Border Security
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Thursday, 28 October 2010
What a story.....
In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised!
Quickly I jumped up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my driver license photo and it was that same color. Black.
I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.
But it's a wheelchair!!
That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!!!
I said to myself, aloud 'This is impossible. It's impossible that I should be black and Jewish and disabled.''It's the pure and holy truth', whispers someone from behind me I turn around, and it's my boyfriend. Just what I needed!!!
I am a homosexual, and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend. Oh, my God..... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive! !!
Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and OH,noooooo...I' m Bald!!!
The telephone rings. It's my brother. He is saying, 'Since Mom and Dad died the only thing you do is hangout, take drugs, and laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of crap... Any job.
Mom?... Dad?... Nooooooooo.. .Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!
I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict, HIV-positive, bald, and an orphan.
But he doesn't get it.
Frustrated, I hang up. It's then I realize I only have one hand!!!
With tears in my eyes I go to the window to look out.
I see I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses!
There is trash everywhere.
Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker... .
Pacemaker?
Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV- positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.
At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, 'Sweetiepie,my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided which inaugural party we are going to for Obama ?????
Say it isn't so!!!
I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed,drug addicted, Jewish queer on a Pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald,orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend ,but please, oh dear God, please don't tell me I'm a DEMOCRAT....
H/T DML
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PEARL HARBOR (May 18, 2010) Dry Dock 1 at Pearl Harbor Naval Shipyard is flooded during the undocking of the Los Angeles-class fast attack submarine USS City of Corpus Christi (SSN 705). City of Corpus Christi was in dry dock for a maintenance availability. (U.S. Navy photo by Machinist's Mate 3rd Class Dustan Longhini)
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Movie Review: 'RED'
Most of Hollywood is a gigantic copy machine. Paste a formula into your script writing software and click the OK button. The film RED is unique only in that the creative team jammed at least five templates into the program.
"Odd couple on the lam find romantic chemistry"
"Resurrect the old team for one more gig"
"Old farts break out of the nursing home to prove their relevance"
"Nefarious conspiracy at the highest levels of government"
"Exquisitely choreographed caper"
There may have been more, I lost track.
Full Review Here
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News........
Day 111 – 28th October 1940
Richard Warman Sues Blazingcatfur For Linking To "Far Right" Mark Steyn He needs our support.
Man calls cab to make robbery getaway
Police: Man likely shot himself while sleepwalking
Did the DNC Get an Illegal Campaign Loan from Bank of America?
For some Chinese college students, sex is a business opportunity
Dutch police use unusual tactics in botnet battle
Calif. candidate mails scratch-and-sniff attack ad
Nato 'has failed to inflict significant damage on Taliban'
18 karat gold Monopoly set on display at Museum of American Finance
RAF drones’ blitz on Taliban leaders
The hero in a kilt who tackled a Panzer division on his own! (and then accepted the surrender of 23,000 German soldiers)
Bin Laden threatens to launch terrorist attacks in France over move to ban burkas
Israel's right wing starts its own Tea Party
US Navy tests boat powered by seaweed
Honey boom thanks to middle class beekeepers
Obama's Barbara Boxer Fundraiser failed to rev my engine
HJTA to L.A.U.S.D. And L.A. Board of Education: "Barbara Boxer asked LAUSD to violate the law!"
Man Charged In Alleged D.C. Subway Bomb Plot
Egypt Cuts a Deal: Christians Fed to Muslim 'Lions'
and finally.......
7 products to never buy because of the celebs that endorse them
No longer will my garage border on disorder
by little Jimmy May
The BBC needs Jeremy Clarkson to be offensive
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Wednesday, 27 October 2010
Lauren Valle Headstomping Controversy is Leftist Diversion From Democrat Failure
I've got two reports. Democrats are hoping this non-story diverts attention from the party's epic failures:
* "Lauren Valle Claims She Was 'Chased Around' Rand Paul's Car Before Being 'Pulled Down' and 'Stomped On'."And there's lot more at Memeorandum.
* Lauren Valle, MoveOn Activist and Accused Criminal Trespasser, Subdued While Attempting to Harass Rand Paul."
Plus, expect election updates throughout the evening at American Power.
A little girl walks into her parents' bedroom.
She screams "And YOU want ME to see a doctor about sucking my
thumb...!!
also....
Japanese scientists have now created a digital camera with such a
fast speed that it's now possible to take a photograph of a woman with
her mouth shut.
H/T Mark
Trident and Ark Royal update
HMS Victory, Nelson’s flagship at the Battle of Trafalgar, is to be brought back into service, replacing Trident and the Ark Royal.
‘As the centre-piece of the Strategic Defence Review, HMS Victory will once again give Britain dominance on the high seas,’ said Defence Secretary Liam Fox. ‘The upgraded crew quarters will boast proper toilet facilities to replace the eighteenth-century poop deck, and the refurbished ship’s decks will accommodate the crack carrier pigeon squadron forming a new communications system. The pigeons will reside in an updated crow’s nest.’
The Victory will be the first in a planned fleet of naval vessels to be known as the Heritage Fleet. Admiralty Chiefs are known to be considering the addition of HMS Pinafore and are believed to have commissioned a feasibility study for the Tudor battleship Mary Rose, which has submarine capability.
H/T DML
ULTRA HI-TECH COMES TO GAZA
Camera-fitted Suicide Vests . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
Video: Sharpshooting
Heath Getty of St. John, Ks has been target shooting since he was just out of diapers. Now he's trying to perfect a feat that any gun or bow hunter would be amazed by. Getty can shoot moving clay targets out of the sky with a compound bow.
Sharpshooter amazes friends with his skills from Travis Heying on Vimeo.
H/T Bob C
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