Tuesday, 2 November 2010
Definitions of Modern Day Sayings.....
CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.
H/T DML
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News............
Our Final Word
from the brilliant 'Battle of Britain Day by Day'.
Yes, friends, for some terrorism is entertainment for their depravity ... like the sopranos, only more immediate ...
Fun with depopulation: Fate of the World
Some Thoughts for the 2011 US Congress
The Libertarian Pledge to America
Jon Stewart Rally Shows How the Left Blew It
Shock: Community Organizer Flops on 2010 Stump
Gallup Advice for Dems: Duck and Cover.
India toilet cleaners stage protest over conditions
NC man pursues world record for kidney tumor
Is NASA Covering Up the 100-Year Starship?
Gold Will Outlive Dollar Once Slaughter Comes
Americans aren't stupid – but they are angry with Barack Obama
SAS may have to obey orders from French
Al-Qaeda must not be left to its own devices
QE2 risks currency wars and the end of dollar hegemony
Hillary Clinton stays away from mid-term elections
US explores ways to settle Cambodian 'dirty debt'
Glacier melting suggests Iceland volcano may be about to erupt
Internet 'gives militants access to top-level spy systems'
Rape in Iran's prisons: the cruellest torture
‘Elephant poachers’ shot dead in Kenya
Is the American Dream Over?
Operating theatre closes without seeing a patient
and finally........
10 Awesome Movies About Dreaming
The 7 stupidest self-defense systems
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Monday, 1 November 2010
Video: Boobie Bungalow
H/T Geobent who writes 'I thought you might like this video, especially since I made it with totty I got from you...'
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Site of the Day...........

BigDawg Music Mafia
Featuring the Music of the amazing Lisa Mei
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News..........
Health and safety rules put pitchfork into Women's Institute's railway garden
Only 2 survivors remain from Nazi camp Treblinka
Meg Whitman Pulls a "Juan" McCain in CA
Bill Clinton, the ultimate restaurant reviewer
Repeal—Now More than Ever
Japan Completes Upgrading Four of its Destroyers for Ballistic Missile Defense
New Hidden Missile System Unknown To Feds
ATK Offers Miniature Precision Guided Weapon for Unmanned Aerial Systems
The 238-hazard checklist police must fill in before they can leave the station
British and French troops to deploy together
Cargo plane bomb plot: al-Qaeda terrorists 'threatened another Lockerbie'
Space shuttle Discovery prepares for final mission
Somali pirates are holding over 435 sailors hostage
and finally......
'Elephant Man' who staged daring WWII rescues
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Sunday, 31 October 2010
Video: Spitfire Flight......
This is the last section of a documentary by Euan & Colin McGregor. Has some amazing footage of Spits and a Hurricane in Formation. Worth a watch.
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Halloween Roundup
Some beautiful ladies: "Halloween Hotties 2010."
Plus, additional election-eve blogging at American Power.
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Conflicting Signals
"The American girl knows seductiveness lies in the round breasts, the full buttocks, and in the shapely thighs, sleek legs and she shows all this and does not hide it."
Yessir! Dang sho do.
From the shameless hussies at GrEaT sAtAn"s gIrLfRiEnD
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Election Fright Night
Some scary election-themed cartoons: "Halloween Cartoon Roundup."


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