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Thursday, 3 March 2011

Thursday Totty................




Two things..........from Rico

This chart makes TWO things clear.

[1] The Government has no clue how to manage itself. A business with a crappy cash-flow like this would not survive. Lucky for Government...it has the people to shakedown for extra cash [read: taxes, taxes and more f%ken' taxes].

[2] Politicians and diapers need to be changed for the same reason.

Neil Innes - The 7th Monty Python

Managed to get an interview for "Chattoon" with the legendary Neil Innes. Neil is due to tour in the US later this year.




Neil Innes interviewed by Jeremy Jacobs

Wednesday, 2 March 2011

Muslim Shooter Murders U.S. Troops at Frankfurt Airport

The background report is here: "U.S. Troops Murdered by Kosovar Muslim at Frankfurt Airport."

See also: "Islamic Gunman Screamed 'Allah Akbar' Before Opening Fire on U.S. Troops in Frankfurt."

Bedtime Reading.........

Mobs in Madison

Unreal update from the protests in Wisconsin, with a don't miss video roundup: "Mobs and Slobs Turn Madison Into Progressive Pigsty."

More breaking updates throughout the day ...

VBS TV: Libyan Lockdown

Libya is the latest nation to experience the violent civil unrest that has plagued North Africa since December. But in August 2010 things were much different. In fact, the country was making steps to rectify its long-sullied international image. One of these steps was devising a youth conference to be held in Tripoli. We had wanted to get inside the country for a long time, so when Vice founder Shane Smith learned of the event he submitted his credentials and was invited to take part in the festivities.

What was presented as a nationwide multimedia presentation on Libya’s open-armed embrace of the global youth turned out to be a thinly veiled propaganda symposium where speakers espoused pro-Gadhafi messages and anti-Zionist rhetoric. It was very clear, however, that the event was organized to promote Gadhafi’s goal of creating the United States of Africa—a federation of all or most African countries, which would theoretically operate under a single currency and be chaired by Gadhafi himself.

Bonus Bonus Babe........

Cartoon Round Up....





Video: FAIL'S WORLD : Avalanche Hit a Car

Caution language


GULF OF ADEN (Feb. 28, 2011) An MK-38 25mm gun system is fired during a live-fire exercise aboard the guided-missile destroyer USS Mason (DDG 87). Mason is deployed as part of the Enterprise Carrier Strike Group and assigned to Combined Task Force 151, supporting maritime security operations and theater security cooperation efforts in the U.S. 5th Fleet area of responsibility. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Jeffry A. Willadsen)

H/T Marc


With apologies to the USMC

Video: Rainbow Gear - When Zippy & George did 'Top Gear'

(Caution Language)

Video: Mud Dragster Barely Misses Bystanders' Heads


Mud Dragster Barely Misses Bystanders' Heads - Watch more Funny Videos

Video: Yosemite Nature Notes - Episode 14 - Horsetail Fall

Song: "Lighthouse In The Storm" - by Lisa Mei Norton

Bonus Babe.........


The 25 sexiest countries in the world

Video: Dead Man



From Weasel Zippers


H/T Martin


H/T Old Dude


More than 7200 pounds of unserviceable tank rounds, mortars and 1700 pounds of composition C-4 detonates near Camp Leatherneck, Afghanistan, Feb. 19. Photo by Sgt. Brandon Owen

H/T Marc

Video: Spitfire and Curtiss P-40C starting.



H/T Marc

OLD but still FUNNY

David Cameron has announced that he intends to make it more difficult to claim benefits. From next week all the forms will be printed in English.

Husband says to wife 'My Olympic condoms have arrived - I think I'll wear gold tonight'. Wife says 'why don't you wear silver and come second for a change'.

I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself 'that guy's heading for a breakdown!'

An RAF fighter plane was flying over Afghanistan when he noticed a flying carpet on each side of his plane, both with a machine gunner on board. Sensing danger he shot them down. Back at base he got a right bollocking - apparently they were Allied Carpets!

On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said 'English speaking Doctor' - I thought what a good idea; why don't we have them in our country?

H/T Andi B

Will The Urge to Destroy The Jews Undermine The West Again?................by Dan Friedman


Broadly speaking, there are four levels of Jew-hatred – or anti-Semitism, if you prefer. Level One is the off-color Jewish remark at a dinner party where no Jews are at the table. Level Two is the same remark at a dinner party meant to be heard by Jews who are present. Level Three is reached when the man making the remarks is compelled to physically strike out at Jews. Level Four is the same as Level Three except now the Jew-hater will launch an assault even if it brings harm to himself.

Like Karl Marx’s theory of uneven development, Jew-hatred reaches different stages of development in different parts of the world. For example, here in America we’ve recently crossed over to Level Two – think Rick Sanchez, Helen Thomas, Gen. James Jones, Christopher Hitchens and Andrew Sullivan. For its part, modern Europe has advanced to Level Three, and the Mideast is a region that has sustained Level Four from at least the British Mandate to the present.

Over all, the worldwide trend is obvious. Jew-hatred is trending up, moving toward a crescendo not seen since the Second World War. Which brings us to Israel, politically the only thing new under the sun since 1776. There are some Israeli voices (read Caroline Glick right here) warning the rest of us that if the Jihad overruns Israel it will be the West’s turn next. In spite of, or in light of that, I can only advise Caroline Glick and all Israelis that they better be prepared for a very lonely battle and their top priority should be building the will and the forces to fend for themselves.

Her warning may be true; once the West feeds Israel to the crocodile the beast will turn on us. But our track record here indicates the warning will be sneered at and passed off as self-serving, and by then it’ll be too late to do Israel, or the rest of us, any good. On the other hand, I can offer a word of hope: Tikkun! If Israel vanquishes its enemies, makes them pay a price for a change, and so saves herself, it might be enough to save the rest of us from ourselves.


Dan Friedman
NYC

Pic Dump..........
















Libya Update ...........by DJ Elliott

Like I said before, they have lost momentum
This could be a long fight...

Report: Libyan rebel leadership may request UN airstrikes to dislodge Qaddafi
We all know what this means in practice — there are no UN aircraft carriers, needless to say — but you know how the imprimatur of international legitimacy brightens Obama’s day. And the request for help isn’t as unlikely as it would have seemed just a week ago. Qaddafi isn’t strong enough to recapture nearby cities, but the rebels aren’t strong enough to break his hold on the capital, which appears to have quieted down. If he keeps resupplying via air, at the very least he can hold on in his corner of the country for a good long while. At worst, he can build up to the point where he’s steamrolling people again.

Video: Cars of the future - 1948

Video: Tow Truck Folds Truck In Half


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News..........

Tornado squadrons to be disbanded

"Awesome" Does Not Have An Expiration Date - SYSK

The Muslim Brotherhood and Gaddafi were partners not too long ago

1911 STORY

See Illinois Teacher Salaries 2010 – Without Benefits! Retire @ 40 Receive $14000+ Monthly Pension

Huawei? No way


Obama's Blood For Oil Policy

'Gimme' culture imperils nation

Preparing for War in Australia?

Newt to Make Major Announceme​nt on Thursday

Wisconsin one of 41 states where public workers earn more

UK: Court Rules Christian Beliefs Are Harmful to Children, Christian Couple May Not Be Allowed to Adopt…

Ben Bernanke warns of U.S. deficit's ‘near and present danger’

Former Goldman director charged with insider trading

What's Wrong With The Los Angeles Area Chamber?

Anti-tank missile defense system stops attack on IDF tank

Reversal: UN ousts Qaddafi from human rights council


Lesbian redcap captain sues Army for sending her home after claims of gay front-line affair

You and who's army, Dave? 11,000 servicemen and women made redundant as Government plans no-fly zone over Libya

Libya: SAS ready to seize Col Gaddafi's stores of mustard gas

Pakistan's only Christian minister assassinated over blasphemy row

Unmanned spy drones and facial recognition cameras could soon be the norm

Ford warns electric cars may be only for the rich

Libya: US warships enter Suez Canal on way to Libyan waters

China orders officials to go out and 'make people happy'

Leading Republican claims Barack Obama grew up in Kenya

Captive Danes will die if rescue attempted, pirate warns

Suspect in French Embassy attack escapes in Mali

Interview With US Economist Eichengreen: 'Europe's Banks Are in Far Greater Danger Than People Realize'

and finally.......

Flying frozen pork damages car

Topless feminists protest NZ's 'Win a Wife' event

Silvio: "Bunga Bunga" Was New Gameshow for Showcasing Talent.

NewsBusted 3/1/11

Wednesday Wenches.............




PJTV: Fleeting Chance: US Misses Opportunity To Take Military Lead in Gaddafi's Libya

Reason TV: Raising the Debt Ceiling: It Just Makes Sense. Not.

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Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Government Unions Bankrupting America

At Pajamas TV:

Previously: "
The Battle of Wisconsin Rages On," "Wisconsin Police Union in Solidarity with Progressives, Socialists, and Big Labor Squatters," and "Public Workers and Political Power."

BONUS: "
Public Unions and the Socialist Agenda."

Also, "Poll Shows Support for Public Sector Workers."

Bedtime Reading...........

Thought for the Day...........

Only the Brits could send a warship named after a pork sausage to rescue English citizens from a Muslim country.
God speed HMS Cumberland.



H/T Liz B

Imadinnerjacket Doesn't Like the Olympic Logo.......

He won't like this version either.

Olympics 2

News: US ships, UK planes near Libya amid fears of NATO invasion

Cartoon Round Up....





Bonus Bums...........




Question:

How do I factory restore a Toshiba Satellite Por A100 to factory fresh without the recovery disks?

Have been given an old one and need it 'fixed'.