Theo Spark

Saturday, 1 June 2013

What! No Marine with a Brolly!!!!!!

Looks like he might have learned a lesson.

News...................

5th Grade Graduations… I don’t get it

CDR Salamander: Better late than never

Yesterday's Future

Argghhh! The Home Of Two Of Jonah's Military Guys.. - EPA Kills

3 things to do if you're arrested in Mexico

Holder Should Resign, but Obama Is the Problem

Is Benghazi Taking Its Toll on Hillary Clinton’s Poll Numbers?

Al-Qaeda magazine warns of more 'lone-wolf' attacks

Brawl breaks out at Ohio kindergarten graduation

Holder tries to reassure media on leak investigations

Should we bring back the passenger pigeon and the woolly mammoth?

Eat This ACLU: High School Has Graduation Prayer Despite Objections

Walter Reed hospital workers receive furlough notices

Pink slug discovered on Australian mountaintop

Chinese Dictator to Help Defray Costs of Obama Political Travel

Dan Quayle Declines to Rule Out Presidential Run

Busted Union - Union, company to pay $10k to truck driver fired after he refused to make political donations

Britain's Islamic Future

Obama's Troubles Won’t Derail Nuclear Arms Control Push, Experts Say

Riots, barricades, street battles as police fight protesters in Turkey

Rain, Rain, Go Away: Germany Drowns in Endless Downpour

India to Approve Troop Buildup on China Border?

UN Special Operations Unit Wears Camouflage Helmets, Shoots At People

Friday, 31 May 2013

Late News...............

What happened to SEAL Team Six? The most serious scandal of all

Maker's Mark to rinse last drops from bourbon barrels

Argghhh! The Home Of Two Of Jonah's Military Guys.. - Heh...

Report: Bachmann rival quits House race after her exit

Blame the President for Benghazi

Iran cuts Hamas funding over Syria

Briton thrown through wall by exploding insect repellent

Unemployment hits record high across the Eurozone at 12.2%, leaving nearly 20million people out of work

RAF unable to teach new pilots for five months after propellers fall off two training aircraft in mid-flight

US Attorney Bill Killian: Posting Something Mean About Muslims on Social Media Might Be a Criminal Action Under Federal Civil Rights Laws

Obama’s Iraq Surrender

Privacy of World Citizens Wiped Out by USA

Moscow‘s smoke screen obscures Assad’s next Syrian war moves

Is China’s “Carrier Killer” Already Operational?

Disgraced ex-Michigan judge gets 1 year in jail

Trustees: Medicare on sounder footing than last year

The losertarian party

State Department highlights Iran's 'marked resurgence' of state sponsored terrorism

Late Pic Dump.................

Bloomy May Destroy Business for Selling Gun-Shaped Lighters (Nanny of the Month 5-'13)

"IRS Showdown" - Wild Bill

Its time to bring down the most brutal collection agency in the world.

Afternoon News..............

BLACKFIVE: Pegasus 2013

CDR Salamander: Diversity Thursday II: Electric Boogaloo

Russia to sell at least 10 MiG fighters to Syria

Veteran Arrested, Has Rifle Confiscated After Firing Warning Shot at Wanted Felon

US Defense Network Disabled By Porn-Displaying ‘Suxnet’ Virus

WaPo: Do the right thing. Export more natural gas

Former Wrestler to Bring the Political Pain to a RINO?

Will you face The Matador?

ECSO Recovers Two Dozen Stolen Highway Signs

Florida deputy runs over woman who was asleep on the beach near Destin

No Blue Angels, but Pensacola Beach Air Show will go on in 2013

McClatchy: IRS targeting of conservatives may go beyond tax-exempt applications

BLACKFIVE: Warning shot?

Protesters explain: Kochs must not buy LA Times because tolerance

The Top Twenty Obama Administration Scandals

Holder Affidavit Indicated Possible Prosecution of Rosen

Amelia Earhart: sonar image shows what may be lost aviator's wrecked plane

Britain is losing the military capability to fight alongside the Americans

TPC at Boxing Scene...from TPC

A boxing biography about Mike Haltman, The Political Commentator, appears in the newest edition of Boxing Scene.

Michael is fundraising and fighting in the 10th Anniversary Edition of the Long Island Fight for Charity.

Read the article and learn about the potential to get involved at The Political Commentator here.

Bonus Totty...............

Celebrating 65 Years of Defense - Happy Birthday, IDF

May 31st, 1948: On this day, 65 years ago, Israel's first prime minister, David Ben-Gurion, founded the Israel Defense Forces. It hasn't always been easy, but over the past six and a half decades, we IDF soldiers have never wavered: looking danger in the eyes, confronting fear with bravery, and making the impossible possible. We do not take our responsibility lightly. We have the sole duty of protecting the existence of the State of Israel, and we promise to pass this sense of duty and devotion on to future generations of soldiers.

Watcher's Council 'Public Urination' Edition!...from TPC

This weeks winner in the Watcher's Council has been chosen, with this edition dedicated to a political joke that includes a high ranking US General, a US President and public urination.

Also included are links to over 20 articles from some of the worlds top conservative minds!

At The Political Commentator here.

Pic Dump..............

NEVER TRUST A CRICKETER..............

Come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me,
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.
Randier than a sailor who's been six months at sea,
Never let a cricketer's hand an inch above your knee.

First let's take the paceman, pure speed from first to last!
My darlings do be careful; his balls are hard and fast.
Then there's the medium pacer, his balls swing either way;
He's really most persistent and can keep it up all day!

And watch for the off-spinner, girls, another awkward chap.
If you leave him half an opening, he will slip one through the gap!
Then there's the wily 'slowy', pure cunning is his strength;
He'll tempt you, then he'll trap you with his very subtle length.

So ladies, do be careful, your mothers would agree.
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.
And what about the opening bat, his struggles never cease!
He has only one ambition, to spend all day at the crease.

The number three is a dasher, he seldom prods and pokes.
When he goes into action, he has a fine array of strokes.
And do beware the slogger, not content with one or two;
When he arrives at the crease then only six will do.

Then there's the real stonewaller, girls, he knows what he's about;
And if you let him settle in, it's hard to get him out!
We come now to the last man, I hope this will not shock,
He doesn't mind if he's last man in, as long as he gets a knock.

So, darlings, do be careful, and be well warned by me:
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.
And watch the wicketkeeper, girls; he's full of flair and dash;
And if you raise your heel, he'll whip them off in a flash.

If you take the field with the captain, you had better know the score;
Or he'll have you in positions that you never knew before!
The cricket commentator is a nasty sort of bloke,
He watches all the action and describes it stroke by stroke.

Even the kindly umpire, who looks friendly as a pup;
You'll quickly find you've had it, when he puts his finger up!
So, darlings, please remember and repeat it after me:
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be..!

H/T Roger

News..................

The Desecration of British War Memorials

Ted Cruz: Eric Holder needs to resign for the DOJ's "willingness to disregard the law"

'Arab, Pakistani, Chechen, and Uzbek fighters' spotted in Logar

The Palestinian Excuse Machine

Why China Is Not the Solution to the Korean Crisis

Chicago Sun-Times lays off photo staff

Congress to Redskins: Change Your Name

Spelling Fanatic Brings 'Bomb' to Teachers' Office - Complains of poorly edited online terrorism instructions

Invitation to private meetings with Holder splits media

FBI investigated song ‘Louie Louie’ for 2 years

Study maps radiation hazards of Mars trip

Where's the beef? Maybe not on your grill this summer

Ted Cruz: Obama does not respect First, Second, Fourth or Fifth Amendments

Bookkeeper cleaned dentist office out of millions

Team Arpaio: Full Obama Social Security Number Fraud Presentation Live Friday; Here

Possible TB Fix: Orange Juice and Advil? - New study suggests they might be effective treatments

Priests in training allegedly gave Nazi salutes

Lady in Red? Might Be Fertile - New study finds women at peak fertility more likely to wear red, pink

Stop the Sanctimony and Go Meet With Holder

Amid Scandals, Five Cabinet Level IG Positions Remain Open

George W. Bush Skeptical of Senate's Immigration Bill

Islamophobia Comes to Canberra

Palestinians Threaten Their Own Businessmen

North Korea, China Pursuing Nuke-Ready Cruise Missiles: Air Force

Russian papers: S-300 delivery to Syria not before 2014

How Does America Become a Banana Republic? Ignorance, Ignorance, Ignorance

Who’s next? Putin critics worry as Russia clampdown spreads

'Billions have gone missing from Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics fund'

The Lighter Side of Jihad.....................from Dan Friedman

[Ann Coulter is always wry, and always right. df]

GLOBAL JIHAD

Send us your violent bigots, yearning to butcher us

Ann Coulter: 'Supporters of the West's current immigration policies can't keep ducking reality'

TRIFECTA -- Shock Poll for Liberals: People Want Less Government

A recent Gallup poll shows that a majority of people think that the federal government is too big and too powerful. Only 8 percent think that the government needs more power. So why do President Obama and the Democrats keep pushing for more spending and increased government in your life? Find out.

Red Friday Totty.....................

Thursday, 30 May 2013

It's Not About the Nail.....................

"Don't try to fix it. I just need you to listen." Every man has heard these words. And they are the law of the land. No matter what.

H/T Doverthere

Bedtime Totty..................

Late News...............

Argentina's Elected Autocracy

Lawyer: Zimmerman prosecutor withheld evidence - Trayvon Martin

The Betrayal of Hillary Clinton

Vietnam War Story

Our Make No Mistake About It/Let Me Be Perfectly Clear President by VDH

California Senate approves seven gun control bills

Progessive Summer Blockbuster-- Godfather MMXIII: "IRS The Auditor"

Argghhh! The Home Of Two Of Jonah's Military Guys.. - C'est Divine

CBS: The strange case of True the Vote vs the IRS and lots of other bureaucrats

Obama approval underwater in new Q-poll

The Bomb That Dwarfed the Sun

Krauthammer: Obama Was Crafting 'Cover Story' Before Benghazi Victims Were Dead

Gunwerks: Demonstrating how Coriolis effects bullet drop at 1000 yards

The case for perjury on Holder

Obama’s Biggest Sports Bloopers

AP CEO: 'Thousands And Thousands' of Phone Records Seized

Israeli intelligence denies first Russian S-300s arrive in Syria - contrary to Assad’s claim

Nigeria foils latest Hezbollah plot to attack Israelis

Turkey finds sarin gas in homes of suspected Syrian Islamists

'Abyss of Autocracy': A Protest Movement Simmers in Kuwait

Unprotected: How Legalizing Prostitution Has Failed

Chinese Farms Go Global

India’s Agni-V ICBM to Carry Multiple Nuclear Warheads

Barack Obama: even the mainstream media has given up on the hopey-changey stuff

Russia's S300 rockets are not a game-changer for Syria

Villagers abandon homes for Elephant highway

Scientists fear female libido booster too effective

Krauthammer: Holder's Rosen ruse "damning"

Protest anti-Semite Alice Walker at 92nd St. Y at 7:15 Tonight......................from Dan Friedman

There they go again. As an encore to Israel-basher Roger Waters’ invitation last month, Manhattan’s 92nd St. Y will be hosting another celebrity Jew-hater tonight: anti-Semite and Pulitzer Prize winner, Alice Walker.

The idea is to meet up around 7 pm in front of the Y, 92nd Street & Lexington Ave., to give the unJewish organizers a piece of our mind.

Late Pic Dump............

BHO, Miracle Maker: "Crippling Sanctions" Walk!.................from Dan Friedman

[Hey, just in time for the new iPhone! df]

05/30/2013

US to loosen sanctions on Iran for mobile phones, gadgets

By REUTERS

WASHINGTON - The United States was set to relax sanctions on Iran on Thursday to allow American companies to sell mobile phones, software and other technology used for personal communications to Iranians, two US officials said.

The move, expected later on Thursday, will allow Iranians to get access to the latest Apple phones and newest software that have only been available on Tehran's black market since sanctions were first imposed in 1992.

The US has ramped up tough measures against Iran in recent years to slow development of the Islamic Republic's disputed nuclear program, blacklisting a wide range of Iranian companies and government officials.

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Afternoon News................

CDR Salamander: Option 24

Doubts Cast Over Reported S-300 Deliveries to Syria

'Alawite State' in Syria Not in the Cards

B-17 rides, tours offered at Utah airport

A security trench with Syria completed

CDR Salamander: Diversity Thursday

Obama To Sign International Gun Control Treaty On June 3rd

Lois Lerner Told Republican in 1996: "Promise me You Will Never Run Again, and We'll Drop This (FEC) Case"

Combat Deaths Now Considered ‘Acts of Allah’ — No Longer Covered By Life Insurance

State Dept. May Not Comply with Benghazi Subpoena

Russia delivers air-defense missiles to Syria as opposition rejects Geneva conference

Rep. Marsha Blackburn Wants Obama Admin to Explain Gibson Guitar Raid

Never Overestimate Hillary Clinton

Why Democrats might reject Hillary Clinton in 2016

Bonus Totty................

PJTV -- Islamic Terrorism: Why Is It So Hard For Liberals to Just Say It?

Liberals have a very difficult time recognizing radical Islam. They have an even harder time uttering these words, or other words like, terrorism, jihadism and radical muslim. The left does not have difficulty blaming Christians for every perceived injustice, so why can't they blame jihadists for the Boston Marathon attack, the London beheading or Benghazi? Find out why on this ZoNation.