Sunday, 19 January 2014
So there we were..................from Rico
It's pretty common for sailors to begin their stories with "Now this is no shit..." and it's even more common for the audience to conclude that what follows is exactly that.
I had a Navy pal who was much smarter than the average bear, and he told some incredibly hilarious tales but always prefaced them with "So there we were, a few beers and a couple bad decisions later..." and the audience would invariably both laugh and give him instant credibility.
When I saw the attached at Soylent Siberia, I immediatley laughed and thought of my buddy...then I 'lifted' it so I could share it with you.

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Obama's War on U.S. Energy
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The Sunday Best...........
Benghazi-Oh yes-It Does Matter!
INFORMANT: Hero reveals hatred on the other side of the aisle
UConn president slams football coach for putting Jesus ‘in the center of our huddle’
The State In The Worst Fiscal Shape Is...
Argghhh! The Home Of Two Of Jonah's Military Guys.. - Paging Algore...
Two men just defrauded the Renewable Fuel Standard credit system for $37 million
John Kerry, Jihad Coddler by Michelle Malkin
9th Circuit: First Amendment media protections apply to bloggers, too
Taliban say Kabul suicide assault was response to ISAF raid in Parwan
Revealed: Obama’s IRS Harassed Sarah Palin’s Dad Six Times Since 2008
UN: Hey, to reach our climate goals by 2030, we only need to cut world GDP by four percent! Sweet, right?
Pensacola Naval Air Station building renamed for icon
Camel that historically picks Super Bowl winner dies
'Oh my God! It wasn't there before!' ... NASA scientists trying to explain mysterious Mars rock
Get Your ObamaFlowers Now. I Said NOW
Joe’s Just for Laughs
U.K., France warn of rape threat in India after attack on Danish tourist
Approved: 98.1% Okay Egypt Constitution
Make Way for Mae West at Michelle’s 50th
Israelis engage in diplo-babble instead of preparing for Palestinian diplomatic intifada in April
Snowboarders sue Utah resort, say that the ‘skier’s only’ mountain violates their constitutional rights
China and Russia may hold joint naval drill in the Mediterranean
U.S.-China Relations and the Western Pacific
Libya launches air strikes on militias in south
South Sudan army recaptures key state capital
Lost child of the Titanic and the fraud that haunted her family
and finally.................
Timballo for dinner
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Spengler..................
Spengler’s Universal Law #1: A man or a nation at the brink of death does not have a “rational self-interest.”
Spengler’s Universal Law #2: When the nations of the world see their demise not as a distant prospect over the horizon, but as a foreseeable outcome, they perish of despair.
Spengler’s Universal Law #3: Contrary to what you may have heard from the sociologists, the human mortality rate is still 100 percent.
Spengler’s Universal Law #4: The history of the world is the history of mankind’s search for immortality.
Spengler’s Universal Law #5: Humankind cannot bear mortality without the hope of immortality.
Spengler’s Universal Law #6 (courtesy of Warren Buffett): You don’t know who’s naked until the tide goes out.
Spengler’s Universal Law #7: Political models are like automobile models: you can’t have them unless you can pay for them.
Spengler’s Universal Law #8: Wars are won by destroying the enemy’s will to fight. A nation is never really beaten until it sells its women.
Spengler’s Universal Law #9: A country isn’t beaten until it sells its women, but it’s damned when its women sell themselves.
Spengler’s Universal Law #10: There’s a world of difference between a lunatic and a lunatic who has won the lottery.
Spengler’s Universal Law #11: At all times and in all places, the men and women of every culture deserve each other.
Spengler’s Universal Law #12: Nothing is more dangerous than a civilization that has only just discovered it is dying.
Spengler’s Universal Law #13: Across epochs and culture, blood has flown in inverse proportion to the hope of victory.
Spengler’s Universal Law #14: Stick around long enough, and you turn into a theme park.
Spengler’s Universal Law #15: When we worship ourselves, eventually we become the god that failed.
Spengler’s Universal Law #16: Small civilizations perish for any number of reasons, but great civilizations die only when they no longer want to live.
Spengler’s Universal Law #17: If you stay in the same place and do the same thing long enough, some empire eventually will overrun you.
Spengler’s Universal Law #18: Maybe we would be better off if we never had been born, but who has such luck? Not one in a thousand.
Spengler’s Universal Law #19: Pagan faith, however powerful, turns into Stygian nihilism when disappointed.
Spengler’s Universal Law #20: Democracy only gives people the kind of government they deserve.
Spengler’s Universal Law #21: If you believe in yourself, you’re probably whoring after strange gods.
Spengler’s Universal Law #22: Optimism is cowardice, at least when the subject is Muslim democracy.
Spengler’s Universal Law #23: The best thing you can do for zombie cultures is, don’t be one of them.
H/T M Kohl
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Farage: We Are Now Run By Big Business, Big Banks and Big Bureaucrats
ONE British politician that speaks out, even if, like Churchill, he's perceived to be in the wilderness.
H/T Roger
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Theo Spark
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PSA-Think she's mad?........................from Rico
Sometimes it can be hard for a guy to figure out if "she's" mad at him or not.
- It's especially difficult if you're a moron, like Barry apparently is.
But I'm here to 'help'...and not like the government means it, but as the late great Sam Kineson did...there ARE ways to tell.
No need to thank me, this is a public service


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Saturday, 18 January 2014
"When a Good Dog Dies" - Wild Bill
According to man law, there are only three times when a man is allowed to cry. Bill tells about one of them.
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Obamacare Conspiracy Theory: Is Chief Justice John Roberts being blackmailed by the Dems?...from TPC
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News...............
Bob Marley and the Whiners - Why Do Half Cracker Celebs Always Choose Black?
Badass of the Week: Rick Rescorla
The Oscars Have No ‘Lone Survivor’
Ted Cruz Teaches Hollywood Mogul A Lesson On The NRA
Robert Gates, and why Defense secretaries are grumpy
American spies: Snowden deserves to die
UNESCO Cancels Jewish Exhibit Under Arab Pressure
SOFT: Cops Say Millennials Make Terrible Police
What Was the Point of Obama’s NSA Speech?
Europe’s Unhinged Assault on Israel
Hillary? Really?
Agent: Former Kentucky coach Hal Mumme to Belhaven
Shot Show: State of The Industry Address
Concealed carry weapons on display at 2014 SHOT Show
RON HART: Christie's fat and furious braking bad
1 killed in Army helicopter 'hard landing' in Ga.
Jeb Bush takes on immigration, education in Jacksonville speech
Navy's first jet squadron arrived at Cecil Field 65 years ago this week
'Tips for Jesus' diner leaves $3,000 tip for San Francisco waitress
The Spending Bill’s Foul-Smelling Secret
The Root of Obama’s Imperious Presidency
Shredding the layers of the ObamaCare onion
Hollywood's Attack on U.S. Constitution
Why Did the Benghazi Story Change?
Putin to visit Tehran. King of Morocco invites Iran to “Jerusalem Committee” – with Kerry’s approval
Feeling cheated?: How can politicians commit adultery and keep their credibility with voters?
Hydropower Struggle: Dams Threaten Europe's Last Wild Rivers
Is Technology Eroding America’s Military Edge?
Wishlist For A New Naval Cooperative Strategy
Two Britons killed in Kabul restaurant attack
Rio de Janeiro's Christ the Redeemer struck by lightning
Child soldiers fighting in South Sudan conflict, UN says
and finally...........
Is the Obama marriage on the rocks? Astonishing claims emerge of ugly fights over that selfie, and even a Presidential affair
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God Loves Drunk People Too.....................
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife..
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it's 3am in the morning and it's bloomin'well pouring with rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!
"God loves drunk people too you know."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk..
H/T Liz
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Hot Lucy Pinder Calendar Shots
One of the best smokin' hotties out there.
She's very pretty, sports a ginormous rack, and she's got long, sexy legs.
What could go wrong?
Don't miss those tits at the link!
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Leftists Freak Out Over Snorts and Gasps During Ohio Execution
You know, you might gasp when your veins are flooded with poison like that. And it took longer than expected?
Okay, the f-ker's dead, alright.
Maybe if they just lined the guy up before a firing-squad that would be it. But no, it's gotta be all humane and sh*t.
See, "Ohio Killer Executed with New Drug Cocktail, Dude Gasps While Dying, Leftists Freak Out."
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Hot Friday Roundup
Lots of killer blogging.
Plus, "Feminist Whackjobs React to Hillary Clinton Time Cover in Pantsuit and Pointy Heels."
And, "If You Ain't Black, You Ain't No 'Foremost Public Intellectual'."
Also, "The Hard Truth of Racial Politics: Blacks Hate White People."
More, "Three Suspects in Glendora Blaze Could Face Federal Charges."
And, "Russell Johnson Dies: Starred as 'The Professor' on 'Gilligan's Island'."
See, "Israel Strikes in Gaza After Rocket Attack on Ashkelon," and "IDF Takes Out Concealed Rocket Bunker in Gaza Overnight (VIDEO)."
Finally, "BBC Spent Tens of Thousands to Cover Up Network's Green Propaganda Training for Top Executives."
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Late News.....................
Tom Coburn: "Everyone wants Washington to change, and that means changing everyone in Washington"
US agrees to send new arms, artillery to Iraq to fight Al Qaeda
Agriculture Department: No More White Potatoes, No More French Fries
The Real Scandal
The 'Big, Dirty Secret' about the IRS
'Core Al Qaeda' nonsense: The Big Mac problem
Justice Dept. Won't Let Federal Agents Profile Terror Suspects by Religion, Gender
Army Corps of Engineers is told to allow guns on its land
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Friday, 17 January 2014
BHO Tries To Put The Genie Back In The Bottle.....................from Dan Friedman
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Theo Spark
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Both are poseurs........................from Rico
Both of these guys are posers, poseurs, frauds, good for nothing except ripping-off the taxpayer and helping themselves to the endless buffet at the public trough.
Barry?.....well, words quite fail me here despite the ability to be profane in multiple languages, none of them are obscene enough to describe Dear Reader.
Boehner? How disingenuous to pretend he could or would 'skeer' Barry with the Constitution...or anything else.
Both? Heard a new word today that firts them BOTH perfectly: dickwrinkles.

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Theo Spark
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Interstate Batteries: Charged with God's Love!
Interstate Batteries doesn't hide their religion or conservatism. They embrace it, and often sell well because of it. Its time to get Zo's band featured in their commercials!
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What style, what flair!......................from Rico
I simply have to doff my hat to the French on this. Do these people have 'elan' or what?
- What style!
- What flair!
Disgusted opponents of their socialist government have dumped a load...looks like a BIG load...of horse shit on the steps of their Parliament.
I'd say Americans are waaaay overdue to dump a few tons of fresh, steaming, bull shit on the steps of Congress.

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Must See - Obama Benghazi Timeline Infographic...from TPC
News....................
The truth hurts by Caroline Glick
Murderer. Guilty/Life In Prison
LONE SURVIVOR Debacle - Is Anyone Being Held Responsible?
Devastating Obama Timeline Leading Up To Benghazi Attack
The Rainmakers: Where would Democrats be without Charles and David Koch?
Iran Hangs 40 People in Two Weeks
European Court Undermining British Sovereignty
Nuclear Security and Omnibus Legislation: What's Up and What's Down
China Confirms Hypersonic Missile Test
China’s Dictatorship Diplomacy Implodes
Let's end insults and provocation, North Korea tells South Korea
UN warns the ‘seeds of genocide’ are being sown in Central African Republic
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Kate Upton Rocks Busting Cleavage at SI 50th Anniversary Party
I had no idea they've been doing the swimsuit issue so long.
And shaysus! Kate Upton's rack keeps getting bigger. My gawd, that woman is busting out of that freakin' gown.
See, "Kate Upton at Sports Illustrated 50th Anniversary Swimsuit Party."
Seriously, her tits are bigger and bouncier than ever.
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AmPowerBlog
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'Bridge to Terabithia' Sent to Corporal Trent Reedy in Afghanistan, Saving His Life
One of those stories that makes you just want to slow down and appreciate the small, beautiful things in life --- like the awesome power of a book.
See, "Afghanistan Veteran: 'Bridge to Terabithia' Changed My Life."
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AmPowerBlog
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BBC's Winter Olympics Trailer Is Totally Over the Top
Pretty dramatic, no doubt.
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