Saturday, 6 October 2018
Oh, it WAS a "test" all right, just not what you thought was being tested..........from Rico
Understand that I am not a Luddite.
- I use technology that works for me [e-mail; internet], but try to avoid technology that enslaves me and puts me into the digital control grid of Big Brother [read: the digital gulag of any device called "smart"].
With the understanding that anything that can be digitized is databased, but without digressing into facial recognition, biometric data, shared social media information, and the implications of China's "social credit" program as a digital governmental control mechanism, we'll discuss here only that FEMA test alert from the other day.
The FEMA Alert Test.
- It WAS a "test" but less a test of the emergency broadcast system than of the ability to know where you are, and who you are.
- The implicit message is "we can find you."
Doubt me? Here's how it works:
- FEMA has co-opted the E911 chip in your smart phone and can access it at will.
- This gives them access to everything on your phone (phone logs, social media, texts, e-mails, photo's) and control of every function on your phone (camera, microphone, etc), plus yourlocation.
- You cannot disable, block, uninstall, or opt out.
Such a deal!
- How "smart" is it to trade convenience for digital slavery?
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The 'Blue Wave' is now Shit-on-a-shingle.............from Rico
The Dem's (C) have put so much effort into re-writing and trying to change history, that they do not know it.
- Their last-minute 'orchestrated smear' and 'sneak attack' on Kavanaugh will not only live in infamy, but they have awoken a sleeping giant. And now there is a 'red voter' behind every blade of grass just itching to get a piece of their ass.
If they 'knew' their history (instead of imagining it) they'd know Americans do not respond well to sneak attacks.
- And by openly going Tora-tora-tora on Kavanaugh like they just have, the Donks (C) just turned any remote chance of a 'blue wave' into burnt shit-on-a-shingle instead.
Eat hearty, assholes!
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Oktoberfest.............from Rico
The storied "Oktoberfest" takes place in September. In Munich.
- I hope they have a few more years before the Caliphate of Bavaria outlaws bier, and the festival both.
In the meantime, just because it is early October now, is no reason not to appreciate the season, beer, and the splendor of...well, you understand.
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Friday, 5 October 2018
Comrades in Orifice 2018?...from Rico
Democratic Socialists are running 42 candidates in 20 states at the Federal, State, and local level in 2018.
- Call them for what they are: Communists.
Great, just what America needs, more 'comrades' in orifice.
With apologies to Tennyson, it's important to VOTE in the 2018 mid-terms. Why?
"Comrades to the left of us,
Comrades to the right of us,
Volley and thunder..."
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Thursday, 4 October 2018
Another Democrat Fail Writ Large.........from Rico
The 'deplorables' and 'dregs' "get it" just like Dinesh D'Souza does, yet the "we're smarter than you" Leftists still have no clue.
He says 'ideologically motivated leftist' which is a very polite way to say what I would say as "another liberal lying whore."
- We both refer to Christine Blase' Ford, Kavanaugh Accuser #1 and proven liar.
But, whether you politely talk around it or call it out for what it is, the result was the same.
- Another YUGE Democrat FAIL writ large, and just another liberal lying whore[read: Democrat].
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[D] Avenatti-Swetnik 2020?........from Rico
Let's face it, the Democrats are no longer the party of Truman or JFK, they are out of ideas and have gone full Marxist (redundancy unavoidable).
- They are dead as a national political party, and can only brow-beat, bully, bray, and resort to Antifa tactics to even be noticed.
That being the case, why NOT run a ticket like Avenatti-Swetnik 2020?
- Or, consider a three-way ticket...Avenatti-Stormy-Swetnik in 2020? We know Avenatti has 'tastes' that fit, and Swetnik we have just learned has liked 'three-ways' since her high school days, and Stormy? Well, this whole thing is playing out like one of the plots from an adult film of hers.
Just imagine the campaign ads!
- When the pizza delivery boy (who bears an uncanny resemblance to Kavanaugh) is met at the door by Stormy, she says she 'doesn't have enough money to pay for the pizza.'
- Stormy asks room mate Swetnik if she has any money? The reply is "no, but maybe we can work 'something else' out?" [note: Cheesy porno music starts playing in the background]
And the viewing audience doesn't notice that "just like that, nobody was talking about Russian collusion."
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Wednesday, 3 October 2018
2018 Red Wave, Blue Grave.........from Rico
We have watched the Democrats in the wake of their 2016 loss go from dumb with grief, to delusional, and then to demented...but watching their destructive behavior during the Kavanaugh debacle they created it's as if the despicable elements of the Democrat party of today collectively said "here, hold my beer and watch this!"
- When even notoriously spineless and nutless RINO's have had enough Democrat horse shit and speak out, what do you think people with enough sense not to voluntarily associate with lawyers and politicians make of all this?
Yeah, the same willing fools and witting liars that were telling everyone that Hillary had a 99% chance of winning in 2016 are telling anyone who's still listening to them that there is going to be a Blue Wave this November. A well intended word of advice:
- Step away from the crack pipe, dumbasses.
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Bookending Avenatti with Foghorn Leghorn..............from Rico
Sure looks like the "yolk's" on Avenatti's attempt to gang-rape reality.
- It will not be possible for those of a certain age to notread these very pertinent Foghorn Leghorn quotes without doing so in his voice.
Just consider these two quotes to be the 'bookends' to the official response from Chief Counsel to the Senate Judiciary Committee to the obviously knuckle-headed Avenatti.
- Read this first: "I say stop it boy, you're doin' a lot of choppin' but no chips are flyin'..."
- Read this afterward: "Look sister, is any of this filterin' through that little blue bonnet of yours?"
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BREAKING NEWS: Shock new Democrat Kavanaugh Claim......... from Rico
BREAKING NEWS!
The Democrats have just announced startling, even shocking, new revelations that are sure to scupper any chances Kavanaugh can be confirmed to the Supreme Court!
The claim: At some time undetermined, at some location unidentified, and not witnessed by anyone, but twue because they are saying it: Brett Kavanaugh left the toilet seat up.
- Speculation has already begun that this incident may not be the only one, and that it may even be related to his admitted fondness for drinking beer.
In uncharacteristic 'lockstep' every Senator of Dubious...er, Democrat persuasion has called for an immediate and never-ending, in-depth, FBI investigation ad nauseum of what they term "a very serious matter."
- Throwing their personal, professional, and public credibility behind this allegation, Presidential candidate hopefuls Senators Booker (D), Harris (D) and Flake (D) helpfully offered that 'they sit to pee.' Vice DNC Chair Keith X. Ellison joined them with his own "me too" statement.
If you do not VOTE in five weeks to close the toilet lid on the Democrats, then you deserve everything they have already said they intend to do to you.
- For not-insane or stupid voters, maybe you'll deserve it not so much, but you'll be vigorously screwed along with everyone else anyway...
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Who 'needs' the NFL?...........from Rico
There are so many more interesting and entertaining things to 'do & view' than a bunch of over-paid, low-IQ felons pretending to be SJW's...
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There are so many more interesting and entertaining things to 'do & view' than a bunch of over-paid, low-IQ felons pretending to be SJW's...
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