Theo Spark

Thursday, 27 December 2018

Wednesday, 26 December 2018

Total Nude Fashion Model Chloé Bechini

Very perts nips. I love it!

See, "Chloé Bechini Total Nude Fashion Model."

Throw me up against the wall, and roger me vigorously.......................from Rico

Benghazi always stunk worse than Cousin Eddie's RV sludge being emptied into the storm drain. It still does. But, it may be worse than any of us ever thought.

- With Obama and Hillary neck-deep in this debacle, how could it be other than a truly shitty thing for America?

God help us every one if even a minute fraction of this is true [Parts 1-6 attached].

- FYI: Davy Crockets are tactical nukes.

A server recovered from Benghazi reportedly contained information that part of the gun-running scheme to Syrian 'rebels' included Davy Crockets.

- Read 1-6 attached, and decide for yourself whether crooked Hillary and that fraudster/closet-Commie-Musloid-salad tosser were capable of such odious perfidy.

Smells like Death Penalty-level Treason to me.

- Makes me want to wish them "Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal. And a Happy New Year.

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Merry Christmas,

Theo Spark

Monday, 24 December 2018

Hostilities Are Suspended For The Season Of Goodwill...........by Dan T

It's been a tumultuous year for lovers of liberty and freedom in Europe and across the world as the establishment start to clamp down on dissent in order to suppress the rising anger and prevent it from spreading.

The people of Europe have started to violently challenge the tyranny that the European Union and the United Nations have become. Like tyrannies throughout history the ruling elite are even more determined to stop the contagion by using oppressive means.

The coming year is going to be a turning point where the globalist establishment is going to attack like never before the freedom of expression and the right to hold opinions they disapprove of.

It is important that we never give up the right to free speech and the right to challenge or replace governments when they become the enemy of the people they were elected to represent.

So here's a big thank you to everyone who visits this place and best wishes for a Merry Christmas and a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year.

The fight for freedom will resume in the New Year.

1950 Plymouth Suburban - Jay Leno's Garage

Jay has chosen his Plymouth Suburban, with all its cargo space and charm, as his sleigh this Christmas!

Cartoon Round Up....

Sunday, 23 December 2018

Writing 'Laws' Explained for the 97%.....................from Rico

It usually seems like CONgress suffers from a permanent state of cranial-rectal inversion to their electorate [read: voters].

- This is not the case, but rather it is their constituency [read: paymasters] that does. Contrary to popular opinion, this is NOT the voters.

Consider:

- POTUS does not write laws. Period. (This is Civics 101.)

- CONgress does not write laws (not any more).

- $pecial Interests via their Lobbyists write laws...and they own both the legislators and the legislative process. Since they fund both wings of the Uniparty [R & D], and they do NOT want 'border security'...guess what? It'll happen over their dead bodies and/or empty wallets. Meanwhile, the US gets not the best government their tax dollars can buy, but the best government $pecial Interest money can buy.

Right now you are watching McConnell, in open daylight, protecting HIS constituency [read: paymasters]. MItch won't call the House's 'border security' bill (which includes $5bn for a wall) because:

- He's doing his job for his paymasters by stalling/stifling a vote.

- The paymasters cannot afford for their bought-and-paid-for Senators to be seen voting against 97%* of the voters wishes.

As Reagan learned (the hard way), the Uniparty does not 'make' deals...or 'keep'...deals.

Now you KNOW how laws are made.

*The 97%: Badly paraphrasing George Orwell here "...football, beer, and above all TV, filled up the horizons of their minds. To get them to vote [Uniparty] was not difficult."

PC is a really BAD "Business Plan"...................from Rico

The "corrosive" Left destroys everything it comes into contact with. Doubt this?

- Consider all those empty stadium seats since the NFL went full-Social Justice Warrior...not to mention the $tunning financial loss incurred by ESPN this year.*

- Or the formerly-known-as Boy Scouts of America...look at the timeline. They died faster than Venezuela!

*ESPN 'lost' two million subscribers in fiscal 2018 alone [read: billion$ in future revenue that are lost forever]; layoffs are being planned now.

Pic Dump..............

Democratic Socialists Hard at Work.................from Rico

Displaying a level of laziness not seen since Maynard G. Krebs on the '60's "Dobie Gillis" TV show, here we have 'the new face of the Democrat Party' (per Marxist DNC Chair 'Che' Perez) hard at work (like any good Democratic-Socialist Comrade) taking care of Number One.

- Badly paraphrasing the immortal Frank Zappa "...and number one ain't you, you ain't even number two..."

H/T Liz B

Saturday, 22 December 2018

Cartoon Round Up....

Friday, 21 December 2018

It's a BIG Club, and Mitch McConnell is in it............from Rico

Mitch McConnell is the leading RINO in the Senate, one of the senior crapweasels in the crapitol, and he is the poster boy for the GOPe (GOP establishment aka RINO's) which aspires to be more like the Democratic Socialists than the Party of Lincoln.

- I have always considered him to be pretty useless (except for the Democrats) and an oxygen thief, his only positive attribute being his exhalation of CO2 to support plant life.

My point? He's a pretty leaky vessel to put much faith in, and I'm doubtful he possesses the testicular fortitude to push the House's just passed border wall funding through the Senate (Chamber of Commerce might spank).

- I'd bet Vegas odds on a Government shut down, not that that would be any great loss to any American taxpayer. It's not just a tragedy though, but national suicide to NOT build that wall.