H/T HJB
Tuesday, 5 February 2019
Democratic Socialists: Just put it on the tab.....................from Rico
Prepare to be shocked, shocked I tell you!- Democrat-run US cities (and States) cannot pay their bills! [read: financially insolvent, broke, el busto] Forward! WOKE Democrat Socialists are leading the way to BROKE!- Take a look at the US cities sucking financial bottom. How many of them are run by Democrat economic geniuses? Like good Socialists, they've run up the bill, said 'put it on my tab" and now cannot pay.- Like Wimpy's nightmare, Tuesday finally came! Or, as Lady Thatcher more elegantly put it...they've 'run out of other people's money.'
Monday, 4 February 2019
Wonderful Bar Refaeli in Red Bikini
She's ageless, dang!
See, "Wonderful Bar Refaeli in Red Bikini Snatchtastic!"
1930 Indian Chief - Jay Leno's Garage
How to drive an original 90 year-old motorcycle with a suicide clutch, or, how to drive a motorcycle that wants to kill you
Hillary Four More Years..................from Rico
Hillary, not anyone's President. Nacho, not mine. "Four More Years!!!!!"
Pelosi's San Fransicko...................from Rico
Nancy "walls are immoral" Pelosi, who helped stuff THE largest tax hike in US history up America's rectum (rectum? damned near killed 'em) aka ObamaCare "we have to pass it to see what's in it" not only talks out of both her faces, but her ass, simultaneously. You see, Nancy 'needs' a big beautiful wall around her SFO home because:1. San Francisco operates 15 High Schools with 16,000 students.2. San Francisco has 24,500 injection drug users...out-numbering HS students. [SFO 'progressive' deep-thinking hands out free needles to injection drug users.]3. She knows better than most what 'happens' when Democrats (C) run things. This explains:(a) 'why' this Democrat (C) harridan from Commiefornia gets her WALL, while America does not;(b) her comfort with the notion of frequent and deep Botox injections to the head; and(c) who her constituents are. Democrat-run San Francisco is a contaminated shit hole, rivaling the nastiest shit holes to be found on the planet.- But thanks to Democrats (C) the tons of shit on the streets is provided 'free' of charge [read: costing taxpayers millions to clean it up]. And reasonably sane people 'listen' to Democrats (C) in general, and Speaker Pelosi's opinions on anything, WHY?
Sunday, 3 February 2019
'Progressivism' the Ultimate Inversion..................from Rico
Leftist "progressivism" represents the ultimate inversion of reality.- Right becomes Wrong- Truth becomes Hate Speech- Normal becomes Perverted- Logic becomes Feeling- Not Cool becomes Cool*- Law becomes Lawless...and vice versa. Small wonder that most people today simply can no longer tell the difference between Shit and Shinola.- This is a feature and not a bug of 'progressivism' and integral to its design, survival, and success. Case in point: At the proper stage of 'inversion' the LAW [innocent until proven guilty by a fair trial] which once was the shield protecting we the people, has become a BFC (Big Fucking Club) [convicted in the media] used as a weapon against we the people.- The US Dept of Justice and FBI have...thanks to 'progressivism'...become unfunny, dystopian parodies of Monty Python's "Burn the Witch" sketch. *It's been a while since I have mentioned BENGHAZI. [think: Hillary]; or that murder, treason, theft, and being a flaming Communist is not just "OK" but now has become "cool" if you're a 'progressive' Liberal.
When "smart" isn't: Marxifornia leading the way....................from Rico
Marxifornia, where the "smart" people aka Democrats [read: we're 'smarter' than you; aka Socialists] run things, is leading the way forward...back to Soweto. Yes, Sacramento meet Soweto, both places where the self-selected 'elites' herd the masses into. Out of sight, out of mind.- Only the "shmart" ones now call it "smart growth" or "sustainable development" while sentient life forms recognize it as (a) Agenda 21, and/or (b) a 'war' on both single family homes and single families. [You don't 'need' all that space!] WARNING: Anything labeled "smart" by these ignorant assholes isn't. In other news: Venezuela's Socialist Paradise is temporarily closed for renovations. The "smart" people [Socialists] responsible for the damage unexpectedly could not be reached for comment.
Stupid Bowl, Let's NOT Party.................from Rico
Lacrosse, Hockey, Rugby, Women's Beach Volleyball...all are sports that are entertaining plus fun to watch.- Since the NFL went full-SJW with their kneeling protest shit, and added male cheerleaders, not so much. In fact not at all. Ptah! Ptooey! So, a Stupid Bowl Party ain't gonna happen. Other things will have greater priority that day...like trimming my toenails. So, no fucking thanks, I'm really not interested in the Stupid Bowl or a Party to 'celebrate' these overpaid, condescending, and preachy NFL pussies. What's to miss?- I have placed no bets, am not interested in chips & dip, don't have any lame friends* to 'bro down' with over NFL leggings, watch commercials like goggle-eyed morons, or watch the half-time show hoping for a costume failure. I'm damned lucky that my life has never been so boring and pathetic that any of that shit seems remotely 'exciting' and life's just too short to spend it hanging-out with dumbasses. *Typical Stupid Bowl Party Typology:- Super Fans who dress like 'their team'- Gamblers who have 'action' on over/under, spread, the coin toss, longest punt, interceptions, penalty yards- Experts who never played football after HS but are willing to 'splain the game to anyone who will listen- Stat Boyz who never played football after HS but know all the stats...both in reasl life and fantasy football- Only there for the commercials, watch them hush everyone and get weepy-eyed over the Budweiser and whatever-else commercials after having ignored the game completely- Bluto Blutarsky who brings 1x 7-layer dip, eats 3x plates of 12-wings+3-slices pizza+multiple brewski's per plate...and then asks if there are any 'leftovers' when it's over
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