Stanley Kurtz on Waziristan and Al Queda's new homeland.
H/T Nebraska Bob
Wednesday, 2 January 2008
Weather Report....
Ice And Snow Threaten Road Chaos
I have included a photo of a Gritting Lorry because it is the only one you are likely to see!!
Canadian logic....
A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people from different parts of Canada.
In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 hours, and the one with the best answer would get the job.
The question was:
A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side facing the woman's back. What is the man's name?
After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their answers.
The first, from Vancouver, says "My answer is, there is no answer."
The second, from Toronto, says "My answer is, that there is no way to determine the answer with the information we were given."
The third one, from Newfoundland, says "I'm not exactly sure, but I have it narrowed down to two names. It's either: Willie Turner or Willie Nailer."
The Newfoundlander got the job.
H/T 45 Govt
Obama strips down for final showdown in Iowa!!!
If only we could vote for the next US president. Simon Heffer on the runners and riders.
The Newsy Bit...
It's time for chief constable Richard Brunstrom to quit...and the victims of the drug he says is 'safe'. He is not of this world.
Five dead as 'orgy of violence' sweeps Britain in catalogue of New Year tragedies. It is hardly surprising when the Police are run by idiots like the one above. speeding is taken more seriously that carrying weapons. There again Brown needs the revenue from the speeding fines.
Fifty squaddies have tattoos bearing name of fellow soldier killed in Afghanistan. Truly a Band of Brothers.
Hillary Clinton reveals human side in Iowa plea. And that isn't going to work either.
NHS patients told to treat themselves. I shall be treating myself to a nice bottle of plonk and a few Marlboro's.
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A little Texas Humour.....
Bubba goes to the tent revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over.
Bubba gets in line.
When it's his turn the preacher says, "Bubba, what do you want me to pray about?"
Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays a while.
After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?"
Bubba says, "I don't know preacher, it's not until next Wednesday in Dallas."
H/T Thomas Harris
Tuesday, 1 January 2008
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This is getting out of hand...
Kenyans burned to death in church. The US and UK need to step in fast to sort this out. The EU and UN will be useless as per usual. If we do not do something the Chinese will get in there. I wouldn't be surprised if they are not already stirring things up as they seem to have a rather nasty desire to spread their 'influence' throughout Africa. The Foreign Office will do nothing as they have some crass guilt complex over the Empire. If nothing is done expect one of Africa's better countries to go pear shaped.
Monday, 31 December 2007
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