Thursday, 29 May 2008
Looks lethal...
The Army's futuristic-looking 2.5 pound XM25 Individual Airburst Weapon System is in development as a means to defeat defilade targets.Photo by PEO Soldier
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Blog of the Day....
Liberty Peak Lodge has a good selection of articles on the US race for the White House.
USS Kitty Hawk on her way 'home'.
We could seriously do with 'borrowing' her for a while.
'In from the Cold' has the full story..
H/T Nebraska Bob
The power of photoshop.....
...I scanned the original full size picture in sections put it back together and hit 'auto smart fix' and two seconds layer bingo. Full restoration of the original colours. So photoshop does have uses apart from winding up Hillary.
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News...
Bishop says collapse of Christianity is wrecking British society - and Islam is filling the void. We can start to fix the problem by sacking that bearded bastard Williams. He is an effing disgrace.
Speaker Michael Martin KEEPS his £1.4m pension pot perk. So sack him and take away his pension.
BBC urged to sack Jeremy Clarkson after he boasts over speeding at 186mph on public road. As Top Gear is one of the BBC's biggest earners, this is unlikely. Sections of the media have been gunning for Clarkypoos for a while. They are just jealous of his success.
Now we are working 10 weeks a year just to pay our increased tax bill. Another nail in Brown's coffin.
University bans graduating students from throwing their mortar boards in the air in case someone gets hurt. Ho hum. Another bloody killjoy with nothing better to do.
Breast wobble could hold key to women's chest pain. This must have been hard research!!
Gordon Brown personally liable for millions of Tony Blair's debt. Hee hee. Serves him right for turning a 'blind eye'.
John Bolton escapes citizen's arrest at Hay Festival. George Monbiot is an idiot.
UN to rule on Arctic seabed ownership. And they will rule in favour of whoever gives out the biggest bribe.
Syria-bound missile components intercepted, claims US. Nice one. Boy Assad does like to live dangerously.
House prices fall at fastest rate for 17 years. It gets worse and worse.
Ali Larijani gives stern warning to West over Iran's nuclear ambitions. Another Islamonutter.
Russia accused of looking for a fight over Georgia and Ukraine. More bullyboy bulshit from Putin.
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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER part 2
13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me: ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me: ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like you father."
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"
H/T M Kohl
Wednesday, 28 May 2008
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER part 1
1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me: IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me:CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me: WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
H/T M Kohl
One story I missed....
Blackouts hit thousands as generators fail. Britain: A developed nation!!!!! Sadly I think this is going to become a regular occurrance.
H/T Kirk.
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