H/T Mark Scott
Friday, 4 July 2008
Some Darwins.....
A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who 'totally zoned when he ran,' accidentally, jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.
Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.
Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just driving around at 2 A.M. so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window to see what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice the window was closed.
After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, aman walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons No one else was hurt.
H/T Peter Gunn
Thursday, 3 July 2008
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Take That.....
1/24 bravo CO 2nd platoon marines call in a airstrike on insurgents hiding in a building.
News...
After another stabbing, London Mayor Boris Johnson warns: DON'T get involved if you see trouble. Wrong. Stop prosecuting those who defend themselves and others. Criminals should be fearful of retribubution from those they 'attack'.
Old soldier killed after asking thugs not to swear in front of a lady. Hang the thugs. You want to reduce crime, then reduce the number of criminals.
BBC watchdog attacks Top Gear for glamorising drink-driving after Clarkson sipped G&T during race to North Pole. One viewer complained. I think we have a right to know who this prick is!
Britain to sign deal for biggest ever aircraft carriers. Signing is one thing, building them is quite another! If we get them before 2020 it will be a miracle.
David Miliband backs French plans for stronger EU defence role. Miliband is an effing idiot. There seem to be moves in Whitehall to integrate the French and British Military. This of course has nothing to do with Thales being all over the British Defence industry.
Robert Mugabe's regime may run out of money. So may Gordon Brown's. Military action may be the only way to oust both of them!!
UN lines up big names for key role in pincer move to oust Mugabe. About time Teaboy was punished for protecting Mugabe.
Zimbabwean farmer Ben Freeth talks of ordeal of abduction by mob. A brave man.
Kentucky john paid prostitute with $100 fuel card. What wrong with a spot of barter?(H/T Stormbringer)
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
H/T Shelly
Saudi Oil Reserves...
The Saudis announced today that there is no shortage of oil. They have plenty of oil reserves.
In fact they assure us that they have enough oil to keep screwing us well into the next century.
H/T DML
Wednesday, 2 July 2008
A man rings his local paper to place an obituary for his late wife.
He only has £1 - which will only get him three words.
He asks the paper to write 'Margaret is dead'.
The fella at the paper feels sorry for him and says 'you can have three more words and I wont charge you for them".
The man says thank you, thinks for a moment, and then asks for .....
'Margaret is dead, Fiesta for sale'.
H/T Liz B
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