Sunday, 7 September 2008
The Sunday Best....
Russian Navy to adopt new carrier fighters after 2016. We need our new carriers before then with enough escorts to protect them Trouble is the bloody olympics are bleeding us dry on top of Labours disastrous spending on Health and Education. H/T DJ Elliott
Iraq Seeks F-16 Fighters. from DJ Elliott.
Iraqi Security Forces Order of Battle: September 2008 update. by DJ Elliott.
The Doomsday Bunker: MoD's secret command centre (including a pine bed for the ‘Principal’)
Furnished by IKEA. I am not entirely sure they deserve to survive after all their f**k ups.
'CIA helped draw up dodgy Iraq war dossier for No 10'. Our intelligence agencies seem to have a total lack of it.....always have.
Now computer drive disappears carrying personal details of 5,000 prison officers. The Government cannot be trusted with our personal info.
Anger at fake Sarah Palin photos as smear campaign makes her 'look like a stripper'. I make no apologies for the picture below, she is great and will make a fantastic VP and you never know she may just end up President. As I see she is going to get photoshopped by her enemies so her supporters might as well do some of our own. I will of course be photoshopping Obama and that creature he is married to as often as possible.
Sarah Palin's Alaska aides will be forced to reveal her office secrets in Troopergate inquiry. And she will be proven to be right. The left can throw all the s**t they like but 'those who live in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones.'
Sarah Palin brings the Hillary Clinton era to an end. And not before time.
Hillary Clinton unleashed to counter ‘pitbull in lipstick’ Sarah Palin. If Hillary has one ounce of common sense she will avoid this fight, she will lose. Imagine in 2012 we could have a Palin v Clinton Presidential Fight.
Al-Qa'eda's American-born propaganda chief may have died in predator attack. Scratch another one.
Gordon Brown policies 'piling up budget deficit'. The asshole has bankrupted Britain.
MoD breaches EU rules by training Chinese officer. Sod the EU rules we should have our own rules to prevent this.. Why the hell are we even considering training Chinese Officers?
US warship confronts Russian military in ‘tinderbox’ port. I don't think Putin expect the US Navy to turn up.
Shimon Peres warns Israel’s hawks over Iran strike. Iran has to be faced down and that may need the help of a bit of force.
Fear of new Mid East 'Cold War' as Syria strengthens military alliance with Russia. Does Syria really want a visit from the IAF? Boy Assad must be tired of life. All our 'enemies' think they can make hay while the Presidential Campaign Sun Shines.
North Korea ‘uses doubles to hide death of Kim’. So the Dear Leader is more of a 'Dead Leader'.
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Members of Combined Joint Special Operations Air Component, CJSOAC , from Helicopter Sea Combat Squadron 84, conduct night operations, Balad, Iraq, Aug. 25, 2008. The squadron is the only Navy component of the CJSOAC and has been supporting vital special operations missions in the Iraqi theatre. U.S. Navy photo by Petty Officer 1st Class Joseph W. Pfaff.
VIA Blackfive
Saturday, 6 September 2008
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Friday, 5 September 2008
The Best song of all time.....
...this is taken from 'Storytellers' and is brilliant. I recommend this 'concert' to all Meatloaf fans.
Friday Night Bedtime Totty....
...hopefully normal service will resume tomorrow. Once I have read the 700+ emails in my inbox.
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Thursday, 4 September 2008
Sorry I couldn't resist....
....she could be the first Female President, Hillary must be spitting nails. McCain has just made the best political decision of his career, and if the GOP loses (which I doubt now) we will take her.
A Disgrace.....
The Armed Forces Minister has written to a hotel demanding it explains why it refused an injured soldier a room. A bloody insult to one of our brave troops.
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Wednesday, 3 September 2008
Russia recognises Disneyland
The new Cold War crisis deepened yesterday following Russia’s decision to recognize the breakaway region of Disneyland in Florida. Previously part of the United States, Disneyland has for many years been a semi-autonomous, self-governing region, with distinctive traditions, culture and strict border controls which requires United States visitors to queue at length before presenting their papers (such as the 7 Day ‘Magic Your Way’ e-ticket).
American servicemen yesterday entered the disputed territory, and screams and sirens were heard by witnesses. The servicemen then emerged looking excited and soaking wet, clutching a photo of themselves sliding down a water chute. The crisis comes after other nations have expressed concerns about worker exploitation in Disneyland, where it is rumoured that dwarves are employed in the diamond mines and forced to sleep seven to a room, despite the huge diamonds that are unearthed, ready-cut from the ground. There are also a number of on-going power struggles within the area, between local leaders such as Cruella De Ville and Pongo, Sheer Khan and Bagheera, Gaston and the Beast and Maleficent and Sleeping Beauty. ‘These are complex disputes’ said one UN observer, ‘there is no simple right and wrong in any of these cases.’
But now with Russia’s formal communiqué to Mickey Mouse, the spiritual leader of Disneyland, a huge boost has been given to the region’s hopes for full independence, prompting jubilant scenes outside the Enchanted Palace, where Disneyland inhabitants paraded through the streets, dressed in giant cartoon animal costumes, waving at the crowd. ‘It makes me so proud,’ said a Disney merchandise vendor from Main Street, ‘We haven’t seen a parade like this since, well, yesterday…’
H/T DML
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UK Troops in Huge Turbine Mission
Almost three thousand British troops in southern Afghanistan have successfully transported a huge hydroelectric power turbine through Taleban territory.
In one of their biggest operations in Helmand, a convoy of 100 vehicles took five days to move the massive sections of the turbine 180km (112 miles).
The $6m (£3.4m) turbine will produce electricity for an extra 1.9m people.
Tuesday, 2 September 2008
Bedtime Totty...
Normal service should be restored by next week, the email inbox is overloaded and I will be getting to them ASAP.
The Night Crawler.....
Gordon Brown, or Gordon the Useless One as he is known by some of his colleagues, was looking for a lady of the night.
He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, ‘I am the Prime Minister of England. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?’
She replied, ‘£200.’
To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was ‘£100.’
He then asked the redhead
Her reply was, ‘Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have Pensioners, then it isn't going to cost you a bloody penny!’
H/T Andi B
Light News...
Sticking it to Gazprom. Nuclear power is the answer.
Now the Home Office says 'cheap' Blunkett Bobbies should be used as an alternative to trained police. Should!! I thought they already were.
Five women who wanted to pick their own husbands buried alive in mass honour killing. Welcome to Islam.
Norfolk village tells drivers 'Slow You Down'. Proper English!! It is time Norfolk declared independence.
Control of Anbar province handed over to Iraqi forces. Another positive step for Iraq.
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