Thursday, 13 November 2008
Question for the Day....can anyone help?
I have a care package for the men of Viper Company and the US Post Office tells me i have the incorrect zip code 09254 - which all indications and research have told me it's correct. if you could help me i would be so grateful. AND the men of B company would be too because i have some cool stuff in the box.
thanks: Carol K
Update: The package is on it's way.
Wednesday, 12 November 2008
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Clip of the Day....
McCain interviewed on Leno Show. The BBC have put together the fun bits. Not sure why, they are so up Obama's backside (as are most of the MSM) I am surprised he can walk.
H/T Old Dude
Bored? Have a game....
This is a new version of the old classic. Click the pic to play. It gets harder.
H/T Old Dude
News....
Study shows how spammers cash in. No wonder there is so much of the stuff.
WW II vet held in Nazi slave camp breaks silence: 'Let it be known'. A reminder of how bad things were.
Ten Years of 'Change' in the UK. And it's all been bad.
Worshippers in Lansing, MI assaulted by liberal activists. The Liberals think they can walk over everybody. They have a shock coming their way.
Foreplay is overrated, researchers claim. Sounds like a lot of hard research went into this one.
Baby beaten to death despite 60 visits from social services who betrayed Victoria Climbie - and again nobody's to blame. Social services are infested with liberal pond slime who are incompetant. They need to be sacked en-masse. Give the childrens charities the cash and legal power to protect children.
Council ranks term 'British' with 'negroes' and bans it in case it upsets Scots, Welsh and minorities. Welcome to modern Britain. This advise from a man who was caught trolling for men on Clapham Common.
Serious criminals cannot be named and shamed because it could 'infringe their human rights'. F**k their human rights. Criminals do not have rights.
Penpushers get more recovery time than frontline troops. More REMF bulls**t from the desk jockeys at the MoD.
Revealed: How U.S. left nuclear warhead lying at bottom of ocean after B52 crash in 1968. I am sure it is perfectly safe. If it hasn't gone off by now etc.
Ryanair flies into a storm with 'sexist' charity calendar featuring scantily clad cabin crew. And in a sense of true moral outrage the Daily Mail prints all the pictures.
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UN Security Council delays sending more troops to Congo. True to form the UN dithers while people die. Not that UN troops will stop the killing.
Iran 'test-fires' new missile. That's new as in an old piece of soviet junk with a paint job.
Barack Obama looks to Iran to help bring peace to Afghanistan. No doubt with Jimmy Carters help.
General Motors: end of the road? I don't know much about the US car industry but if it has Democrat supported unions it will go the same way as the British car industry.
Cuban president Raul Castro to visit Russia. More Soviet s**t stirring.
Unemployment hits 11-year high of 1.82 million. That's not counting all the scroungers on 'disability' benefits.
North Korea to ban border crossings. Who would want to go there? Is this 'attention seeking' a cry for help. The NK has been shut away for so long they have no idea how to communicate in a friendly manner.
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster .'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .
'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
H/T Pete Hurrell
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Things you can say only during Thanksgiving.....
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen.
H/T Gary P
Tuesday, 11 November 2008
After numerous rounds of “We don’t know if Osama is still alive,” Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Kennedy opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H.
Kennedy was baffled, so he e-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Marine Corps Intelligence for help Within a few seconds the Marines cabled back with this reply: “Tell Kennedy he’s holding the message upside down.”
H/T DML
Video of the Day: Rolf Harris sings 'Two Little Boys' the the Chelsea Pensioners.
A great song and well worth a listen.
You may also want to listen to 'They Died for Me'.
News....
Jamie Gorelick is described as being in the running for the post of Attorney General. Well Obama did say he wanted a new dog for the White House.
Ruminations at Liberty Peak Lodge
The night we waved goodbye to America... our last best hope on Earth. Hitchens on the election result.
First World War hero's bravery medals stolen just hours before Armistice Day. Find the thief and put him in the stocks.
Get your snouts out of the trough: MPs blasted by their own sleaze watchdog. Greedy self-serving scum the lot of them.
North Korea threatens 'ultra-hardline' action against Japan over sanctions. Yeah, yeah yeah! More threats are their only export these days.
Foreign peace troops will be targets, Congo rebel warns. No shit. Under-equipped, under-manned and poorly led as per usual. They will achieve nothing.
UK to lead EU anti-piracy force off Somalia. What with? The Royal Navy is a bit short of ships at the mo thanks to the c**t in Number 10.
Barack Obama throws US missile shield into doubt. As predicted! Our enemies must be rubbing their hands. At least four years of being to do as they please.
Brave Captain David Hicks died in poorly protected base, inquest told. Let the Military run the country and send all the politicians and civil servants to fight the wars.
Barack Obama plans quick transfer of Guantanamo Bay suspects to US. Where doubt a whole load of liberal lawyers with terrorist sympathies will defend them.
Republicans to Receive Bailout from Congress from Coyote Blog
One of Thousands who will never be forgotten.
Picture: Cpl. J. Holme CD the Seaforth Highlanders of Canada
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Monday, 10 November 2008
That's what happens when you let the public vote.....
Strictly Come Dancing and X Factor: Judges hit out over 'nonsense' public votes. Don't vote for Sergeant, plead Strictly judges.
If need an excuse to to vote John Sergeant it is the first 30 secs of the video. Priceless.
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