H/T Peter Gunn
Thursday, 4 December 2008
News...
Mumbai and Buddy Teams. More analysis on the Mumbai attack.
The Life-and-Death Cost of Gun Control. By John R. Lott, Jr.
Queen's Speech: Firms free to favour female and black job applicants. Whatever happened to the best man for the job. There again look at bunch of fools running the country.
BBC in new decency row after Radio 1 DJ Chris Moyles suggests Poles makes good prostitutes. The BBC are so arrogant they will never learn.
Street cleaner faces a £10,000 jigsaw after discovering a bag of cut-up cash. Having seen the Christmas TV schedules he will be glad to have something to keep him occupied during the holiday season.
Gordon Brown says Britain's mission in Afghanistan is under review. That should help morale no end. How are our troops supposed to function at their best knowing that the Government hasn't a clue what it is doing.
The French Foreign Legion - the last option for those desperate to escape the UK. New name, new start. Not a bad idea. For those tough enough to survive the training.
Wakeboarding in flooded Venice. Cool.
Belgium 'placed on democracy watch list'. As should Britain. Labour don't know the meaning of the word.
Zimbabwean police 'use batons' against doctors. Heading for total meltdown.
Special Report: West Africa welcomes Latin America's drug barons. Corruption is rife in Africa so they will be made to feel right at home.
Zimbabwe declares emergency and pleads for help over cholera epidemic. Declaring an emergency is not the same as doing something about it. Expect calls for money and a ban on aid workers operating in the country.
Tesco defections send Morrisons sales soaring. Good news. Morrisons is way better than Tescos.
Mumbai gunman says he was paid $1,900 for attack - as new CCTV emerges. Muslim mercenaries.
Israel 'prepared to attack' Iran nuclear plants. They had better get on with it. Obama is anti-Israel so support is about to dry up.
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You know what would really tick OFF the Democrats.
If Bush should resign now.
Then Dick Cheney becomes President(that would really tick OFF the libs)!!!
Then he appoints Condoleeza Rice as VP.
Then Cheney resigns two weeks later and Condoleeza Rice, A Republican, becomes the first BLACK - WOMAN President.
I am not sure this is correct but it would be nice to see the Dems go nuts.
H/T DML
The Six Phases Of A Project:
1. Enthusiasm
2. Confusion
3. Panic
4. Search for the Guilty
5. Punishment of the Innocent
6. Praise and Promotions for the Non-participants
H/T DML
Wednesday, 3 December 2008
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News...
Big brother police to get power to stop you in the street to demand ID... refuse and you'll face jail. ID cards will be next or why not go the whole hog and microchip everyone!!!
Radical Muslim cleric Abu Qatada back in jail but could be free in weeks. Just throw the bastard out.
Muslim prayer rooms should be opened in Catholic schools, say church leaders. WTF!!!
Commons braced for Queen's Speech chaos as rebel MPs protest over arrest of Damian Green. I hope they show it live on TV. Should be a hoot.
Parliament has been corrupted by this assault on its historic freedoms. How CAN Michael Martin survive?
He will survive because he is protected by the rest of the socialist pigs in parliament.
UK food and energy prices are rising twice as fast as those in Europe, report finds. Welcome to rip-off Britain.
Thousands of homes worth £250,000 a year ago now up for sale for under £100,000. The property crash was predicted pity no-one took any notice.
Pictures of courage: Britain's injured war heroes struggle to their feet to be honoured by Charles and Camilla. Brave lads.
Barack Obama's grandfather 'tortured by British'. Or so he claims.
US should expect a nuclear or biological terrorist attack by 2013, report says. An Britain before then. These are dangerous times for us all.
Barack Obama says US 'will maintain strongest military on planet'. He has changed his tune.
Robert Mugabe 'should be removed by force, and South Africa must help'. Should have happened years ago. At least someone has finally mentioned it.
German soldiers deemed 'too fat to fight'. Tut tut.
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Tuesday, 2 December 2008
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News...
‘We thought we were safe... then CNN stepped in!’. Once again the media have helped terrorists, for the sake of being first with the news.
Thailand's prime minister is banned from office by court. Let's try that over here.
Labour accused of plotting 'political stitch up' to save Speaker Michael Martin. The Tories should physically chuck Martin out.
Heads FINALLY roll over Baby P . . . but will arrogant social services boss get a hefty pay-off? She should be fired and stripped of her pension.
Counsellor sacked for refusing to give sex advice to gay couples because it was 'against his Christian beliefs'. Pathetic.
Ordeal of the 100 starving St Bernards abandoned at a kennels. Throw the owner in a cell and leave him there. No food or water for a month.
Pirates attack cruise ship off Somali coast. I think the Royal Marines would like a cruise!
Unknown son emerges as contender to take over from Kim Jong-il. The Die-nasty continues.
Mumbai attacks: Jews tortured before being executed during hostage crisis. We must never show mercy to terrorists.
Walrus plays the saxophone. Cool.
Mob runs riot as Zimbabwe runs out of water. Mugabe is running out of time. Let's hope the mob gets hold of him and his wife.
President Yushchenko seeks warmer links with Moscow as Nato hopes cool. NATO could blow this and allow Putin to start putting the Soviet Bloc back together.
Muslim graveyard refuses to bury terrorists in Mumbai. Throw them into the sewers where they belong.
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Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.
Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.
About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
"Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?"
Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please... just one more time before I die."
She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.
Morris, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we could..."
At this point the wife sits up and says,
"Listen Morris, I have to get up in the morning... you don't."
H/T Rodney
Monday, 1 December 2008
Urgent:
USMC Wants You. A great cause needs your help.
Anyone who knows of similar schemes in the US/UK or anywhere else drop me a line and I will promote it. It must be genuine as I am sure they will be. Also anyone wanting to promote a parcels for the troops etc send the details and we will see if we can help.
The Boring Stat Pron...
In November we had...
51,315 Absolutely Unique visitors
130,362 Visits
and 282,087 Page Views.
Not bad for a Norfolk Peasant. Although I couldn't do it without the Team who are just amazing.
Signalman Job Interview..
Gary wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector puts this question to him: “What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?”
Gary says, “I would switch the points for one of the trains.”
“What if the lever broke?” asked the inspector.
“Then I’d dash down out of the signal box,” said Gary, “and I’d use the manual lever over there.”
“What if that had been struck by lightning?”
“Then,” Gary continues, “I’d run back into the signal box and phone the next signal box.”
“What if the phone was engaged?”
“Well in that case,” persevered Gary, “I’d rush down out of the box and use the public emergency phone at the level crossing up there.”
“What if that was vandalized?”
“Oh well, then I’d run into town and get my uncle Bill.”
This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, “Why would you do that?”
“Because he’s never seen a train crash.”
H/T DML
44 US Presidents - George Washington to Barack Obama
44 US Presidents from George Washington to Barack Obama morphed to the music Boléro by Ravel.
H/T Old Dude
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