Wednesday, 8 July 2009
Too stupid to boil an egg......
....now I have seen it all.
From The Happy Egg Company
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Theo Spark
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Video: The Zimbabwean Titanium Trillion Dollar Campaign
"TBWA\Hunt\Lascaris won a record number of Cannes Lions for its Trillion Dollar campaign for The Zimbabwean newspaper at the prestigious annual Cannes Lions International Advertising Festival. This is the single most awarded campaign coming out of South Africa in Cannes’ 56 year history. This is the video that sent it roaring to the top of the heap of ads submitted. Inspirational"
H/T Paul H
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Theo Spark
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Norfolk Poem on place names.....
Moost counties hev nearmes searm as Norfolk
Whot never sound quite loike they spell.
So, because I’m a trew Norfolk dumplin’
I fare ter know some onnem well.
Now, why should Wy-mond-ham be Windham?
And Happ-is-burgh’s Haisboro, yew see,
And Haut-bois....well, thass known as Hobbies.
They reckun thass French - dunt arsk me!
There’s By-laugh whot lay close ter Dereham,
Called Belaw, at least so they say,
And Gar-bold-is-ham-well, jist leave out the middle
Then Garblesham’s the trew Norfolk way.
There’s Colney, well, thass known as Coney,
An’ Cost-ess-ey thas Cossey fer sure.
Hindol-vest-on is well know as Hilderstun,
But please dunt arsk me what for!
The old folk at Wive-ton say Wiffen,
An’ the neartives of Cley will say Clay,
While Glandford’s referred to as Glanfer,
Thass torkin’ the trew Norfolk way.
The Norfolk for Salt-house is Saltus,
An’ Morston - just leave out the T.
While Stody is allus called Study,
That dew seem a rum’un ter me.
There’s Stiffkey what locals call Stukey
An’ their cockles are called Stukey Blews.
Thow, o’ course, the village med headlines
When the parson wuz well in the news.
This list ent complete I assure yew,
But these few are a proof jist ter show
Thass roight trew whot the rhyme say o’ Norfolk....
We allus dew diffrunt, yer know!
H/T Tim D
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Theo Spark
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Light News.....
Decorated NZ WW2 airman dies. RIP.
Big Lie Propaganda
...by DJ Elliott
Ethical storm flares as British scientists create artificial sperm from human stem cells. WTF!! Not sure this is a good idea.
Far-Right extremists 'are plotting spectacular terrorist attack in UK', police warn. WTF 2!!!
Flash floods and power cuts (even at the Queen's garden party) in Britain's heaviest downfall since records began in 1865. Must be that global warming thingy!!
Gordon Brown to warn G8 leaders of threat of second recession. We haven't finished the first one yet. The stimuless has created more problems than it solved.
New Zealand goes mad for sport of sheep-racing. Well it's different.
Zimbabwe farmers leader murdered in axe attack. Mugabe must be held to account.
Review ordered as defence spending hits crisis level. We cannot cut back any further. We MUST increase the defence budget.
Barack Obama offers to scrap missile shield in return for help from Russia with Iran. Idiot.
Al Gore invokes spirit of Churchill in battle against climate change. Don't think Winston would be amused.
and finally......
World’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos. Bloody hell.
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08:32
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BBC New Labour are one in the same..........
....Dimbleby taking orders from Harriet Hardon.
H/T Liz B
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The Choice is Yours..............from Shelly
OK, THE CHOICE IS YOURS: GO HIKING ON THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL, or GO TO ARGENTINA TO SEE MARIA ?
Maria
Maria's little sis
In all fairness to Governor Sanford and the reporting errors his staff made:They thought he said, "I'm getting on the Appalachian Trail."
And that sounds an awful lot like what he actually said: "I'm getting some Argentinean tail!"
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Theo Spark
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What cal is no 4........
.....that's the big one on the right.
H/T Boomers
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Theo Spark
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07:39
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Helpful Norfolk Sayings........
Don’t sell your mule to buy a plow.
Two can live as cheap as one if one don’t eat.
Don’t corner something meaner than you.
You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.
Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds.
It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
Don’t go huntin’ with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.
You can’t unsay a cruel thing.
Every path has some puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
Lazy and Quarrelsome are ugly sisters.
Borrowed from Mitchieville
H/T JMH
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Theo Spark
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07:32
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CHANGE.............from Rico
Drowning in a sea of paper. That is a 'change' isn't it? Look at the chart.
The government [read: Obama] has created 100% more money than existed a year ago.
All you need to know is the more dollars printed, the less each one is worth.
We are well and truly f**ked.
Stand by.
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