Brown to ditch plans for 'Blair Force One' jet to fly royals and ministers. Kick them off the Royal Flight as well. Let the bastards go by Easy Jet!!
Royal Flight is axed for 12-seater plane. Keep the Royal Flight. Getting rid of it is just a Defence Cut by any othere name. And bring back the Royal Yacht.
Marriage hits lowest rate since records began almost 150 years ago. Welcome to the permissive society. Block Child Support to kids born out of wedlock and watch the marriage rate go through the roof.
Commonwealth soldier who fought with British Army in Iraq is denied UK passport - because he was serving abroad. A disgrace. Yet more crap from the scum at the Home Orifice. Send all civil servants on a 'tour' of Basra clad in a jockstrap and corps boots and armed with a feather duster.
So what are you worth? Obama taunts Clinton as he releases his tax returns. She has tax returns!!!!
Speaker's bid to keep MPs expenses secret is a hammer blow to Parliament's name, says Clegg. Martin is finished bar the hanging. Anyone got a rope.
My life in al-Qa'eda, by bin Laden's bodyguard. Don't interview him, shoot the bastard.
Moqtada al-Sadr orders Iraq PM out of Basra. I take it that the jumped up little Shite is still hiding in Iran dressed in a burka. He must love being Imadinnerjackets bitch!!
We'll give you a farm, says Robert Mugabe. Kill the bum.
RAF bikini ready for take-off. They did the same thing last year.
Thursday, 27 March 2008
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Ironic that the RAF bikini should be launched just after pinup art is banned on aircraft noses in case it offends someone. Will bombs be draped in burqas?
If you should see a cute girl wearing an RAF swimsuit, be sure and tell her she has to take it off, because you cannot wear uniforms in public!
The Marines version is NSFW
(going commando, geddit?)
I'll get my coat ...
I heard a rumour that the Admiralty will sell a range of bondage gear - 'cos the Royal Navy's all tied up in harbour.
Taxi for Mr Gallimaufry?
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