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Friday, 2 May 2008

News.....

Saddam signed my 'Most Wanted' ace. A novel souvenir!!

Boris Johnson and Red Livingstone neck and neck in race to become London Mayor. Expect ballot rigging in the Socialist areas.

Greetings from Peterborough: Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah. Littlejohn gets funny.

Rise of the girl drunks: Arrests of young women for drunkenness leap 50 per cent in five years. A sad indictment of our times.

Chinese build secret nuclear submarine base. It is not so secret now. China and the US will have a shooting war at some stage.

Veteran Terry Wogan is still top of the morning. The best show on Radio anywhere in the world.

Barack Obama turns to wife to win back voters. And a fat lot of good that will do. To beat the Clintons you have to be meaner, dirtier and a whole lot more evil.

Mugabe declares run-off in defiance of Electoral Commission. He thinks he might win it. Don't bet on it. This time the world is watching his violent campaign of suppression.

US air strikes succeed in killing top al-Qaeda terrorist in Somalia. Bye bye!!

1 comment:

  1. Chinese/US war .... well if the US are fought to a standstill by a bunch of towelheads with a few rusty AK47s what chances have they got against the country that actually finances the US deficit that pays for the neocon attempt at reliving the British Empire?

    I would have thought the immediate chinese response of sell dollars buy euros would result in a spectacular US implosion.

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