UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?
Contestant: Homosexuals.
Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.
BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)
Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.
Theakston: There's a clue in the title.
Contestant: Leicester
BEACON RADIO ( WOLVERHAMPTON )
DJ Mark: For Pounds 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?
UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?
Contestant: Goosey?
GWR FM ( Bristol )
Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?
Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.
And these people are allowed to vote!!!
H/T Pete Hurrell
Saturday 19 January 2008
AND THEY CLAIM EDUCATIONAL STANDARDS ARE RISING !!!! Part 1
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ROFL!
I would add the results of the Primary vote in Carolina tonight to your list. I feel like I now know what it's like to live in a Nation in decline. Robert A Heinlein had something to say about democracy and dictatorship and the fact that both are based on unsupportable principals. One says that one person is better than a lot of people and the other says that a lot of people is better than one. Neither of these propositions is demonstrably correct, God help us all.
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