A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, " Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're bullshittin' me! "
The social worker said, " Yeah, well .. . you started it."
H/T LG Toles
Monday 21 January 2008
The Bullshitter....
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2 comments:
Blimey, we used to tell that joke about some of the customers we interviewed in the Jobcentre somewhere in England.
One "customer" actually asked if he could claim extra benefit on top of JSA for catfood ... and was rather miffed when told the cat would have to sign fortnightly and look for mice to qualify.
That joke is better told when the jobseeker is a Scouser.
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