Wednesday 23 January 2008

News....




No going back to Iran, Aylar. That is one immigrant we will be happy to keep!

Libya key transit for UK-bound migrants. Prepare to repel boarders!!

France bans Britain's migrant X-ray scanner... because it might breach health and safety. No scan no entry.

British mosques are more extreme than ours in Baghdad, warns Iraq's deputy PM. Shut them down.

75,000 violent crime suspects set free to reduce prison overcrowding. Bring back the death penalty. That should reduce ovecrowding.

Guilty of attacking two burly policemen, the 82-year-old with arthritis who has to walk with a stick. The Police have become a waste of space.

Russia rattles its depleted sabre in the Atlantic. A bit more of Putin's willy waving. Someone should get him some viagra.

Lacklustre Fred Thompson quits, leaving the rest to battle for evangelical vote. Oh bugger.

Richard Warman: not a racist -- he just plays one on the internet

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Prison Overcrowding? Best bet for worst offenders is to send them off to Outer Space. It would be a bigger deterrent than the death penalty!