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Friday, 25 January 2008

News....

Faulty Fridge Causes Aircraft Carrier To Turn Back. You couldn't make it up.

Romania gangs rounded up. About bloody time too.

The Cuprinol Kid resigns to spend more time with his suntan ...Littlejohn on 'Oh so Vain's' departure.

Romano Prodi resigns as Italy's prime minister. He won't be missed.

Taliban seize Nato supplies in Pakistan. We are going to have to start hitting them in Pakistan, whether we like it or not.

The British have made matters worse, says Afghan President. Ungrateful prick.

Third of Army helicopters fit for the front-line. An effing disgrace. time to start buying some more.

Bigfoot on Mars? NASA captures alien figure. Looks like Lord Lucan has been found!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

In the Royal Navy, on a big piece of kit like an aircraft carrier, do they not have engineers or sparkies who could fix a fridge?

Anonymous said...

Take another picture of the martian. If he is still there he is a piece of rock.