News....

Tories say new business minister Baroness Vadera 'is not a fit and proper person for job'. The entire Labour party is unfit to govern.

The hero bear who went to war (and loved a smoke and a beer) Cool bear.

Robert Mugabe calls Zimbabwe elections. I wonder who will win!!!! Time for this crooked little despot to be overthrown.

Gordon Brown's handling of economy 'dismal'. Doh! I think we all know this.

CIA: Hackers shut down power to entire cities. Take your pick the Chinese or the Russians.

Iraqi PM announces Mosul offensive. Clearing out the garbage.

The Tata Nano is a safe bet for the developing world. James May on the cheapest car going.

'Last German veteran' of World War I dies. I think there is only one British one left.