News....

Father 'beaten and stabbed to death in row with neighbour over son's football'. Death penalty anyone!

£10m and rising... Blair coffers swell with another job in the City. It doesn't say much for a company that would emply a lying bastard like Blair. The shareholders may have a say as well.

Phones tapped at the rate of 1,000 a day. It's worse than the Old Soviet Union. Unregistered cell phone and Skype for me!

Fears for future of Paras as training jumps cut. Once again our forces are being downgraded to save a few quid. May I suggest a 'jump' into Parliament Square.

Taliban gunmen take 200 children hostage. At this rate the Taliban will soon be running Pakistan. NBC weaponry is starting to look good.

Taxpayers face £500m bill for BAE projects. You can double that and add some. BAE have been ripping off the British taxpayer for years. They are incapable of suppliying kit on time and on budget!