News....

Clarkypoos ‘is secret sex idol’. And I hear the hamster is popular with the gay community!!

Russia's most famous - and glamorous - female bodyguard killed... What a waste.













More than 1m people could lose homes in credit crunch, warns City watchdog. The slump begins......greed has a downside.

£1,000bn cost of retired State workers – that's £43,000 for every family. Welcome to the 'welfare state'. Britain is facing bankrupcy thanks to the state sector. We need to halve it NOW.

BBC blunder as bosses forget to build prayer room for new Arabic TV channel. Why the f**k are they having an Arabic Channel in the first place.

Islamic extremist gang 'plotted to kidnap British Muslim soldier and behead him like a pig'. Hang the Islamoscum!



















Iraqis use YouTube to send up life in war zone. Good old Torygraph, catches up with the rest of us in the end.

Army helicopters fire on looting gangs in Kenya. That's Kenya written off. I call in the Kofi effect! Just see what Mugabe gets up to while everyone is watching Kenya.

Robert McCartney's family still suffering. Justice seems to have gone AWOL.

A most interesting document has come into our possession. Samizdata on ID cards. ( H/T UCV)