Wednesday, 9 January 2008

Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a woman.

#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 and even get money back!

#9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is better than a woman.

#1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN


H/T Thomas Harris

3 comments:

killemallletgodsortemout said...

In merry England, you have to keep a gun in a locked container until you want to admire it, clean it, use it or make love to it!

Vi da said...

This top 10 list can EASILY be called why guns are better than men. And many female firearms enthusiasts can identify with them, especially Reason #7! :)

Anonymous said...

No, I'm sorry Vi Da but only a woman who thinks like u probably has another for back up and I'm sure there is a lot of whore stories about u, oh did I misspell horror