Jeremy Beadle Rip......met him once, was actually a nice bloke.

The funeral service for Jeremy Beadle has been arranged. Its a quiet family only service with a small finger buffet afterwards

Jeremy Beadles lawyer is having difficulty reading his will, apparantly it was written in short hand

How does the coroner know what time Jeremy Beadle passed away ? Cos the little hand was pointing to the big hand

After the autopsy when asked if jeremy beadle had a big manhood or not the coroner replied, "well on one hand he has but on the other hand he hasn't"

Apparently Jeremy Beadle requested to be recycled into compost on his garden. ITV sources say he could be back in early autumn with 'Watch Out, Beadles a Sprout'.

His local football team manager spoke to Jeremys manager and asked if they could have a minutes silance for him at the next match ,but his manager said Jeremy would have prefered it if they gave him a big hand.

H/T AJD Shootist