Friday 29 February 2008

A little news....

If Europe Could Vote. And thank God they can't.

Hospital superbug deaths rise 72 per cent in just one year, killing 6,500. NHS- National Homicide Service. No wonder someone leaked the Harry story.

Terrorist suspects must stay in Britain in case they are tortured at home, say human rights judges. Deport them now and the bloody judges. We could always 'torture' them here.

A fifth of your council tax is paying for 'gold plated' pensions at the town hall. The useless buggers don't deserve pensions.

Italian court outlaws touching of genitals. There goes one of lifes last pleasures!!!

Postmistress fights off armed robbers with a can of Oust air freshener. Good girl!

1 comment:

Cargosquid said...

Smith&Wesson air freshner? What caliber does it take to make a room smell better?

Oh, send the terrorists over here. WE don't torture anyone. Just ask us. We'll tell you. Sure, and we give them milk and cookies, and tuck them into bed, too. We promise. Send them over here....