The News.....

Plane promises day trip to Oz. Stuff it full of bombs......I always felt that Concorde's military applications were ignored.

Pensioner in parking row 'died after attackers used police computer to track him down'. Hang them!

Find a job or lose your council house, Labour tells out of work tenants. I like this new Neo-Fascist idea from Labour. They are desperate to try and clean up all the mess they have made of this country. Too late!

Prince Andrew attacks US for failing to listen to Britain on Iraq. Idiot...

Rapists and killers are to be paid 'wages' for lounging in their cells. Bring back the death penalty! Then they can be paid to 'hang' around in their cells.

France given green light to intervene in Chad. If is goes anything like their their 'intervention' in Vietnam they shouldn't bother.

Iran's gas shortages plague Ahmadinejad. It would be even better if one or two of their petrol refineries were to 'catch fire'.

'Adultery' sisters to be stoned to death in Iran. Islam the 'woman friendly' religion.


So long to the thong as women reject the chav look for big pants. Good to look good in a thing you need to have a fantastic ass. Anyway as these ladies show proper knickers can look good.