Slow news day.....

Lib Dem MP storms out of Commons debate calling minister an 'a***hole'. Possibly the only accurate statement in Parliament this year.

British soldiers accused of torturing and abusing Iraqi prisoners who were captured in firefight. Should have just shot them. Oh and why is this crap turning up in a British Court.

Ex-SAS in 'coup plot' vanishes from prison. The British Government should hold Mugabe personally responsible for his safety. If one hair on his head is harmed Mugabe gets an airstrike (from the US 'cos we don't have any bombers). Actually The Marxist Monkey Mugabe should be given a air strike for the hell of it.

Senior al-Qa'eda leader reported dead. That's another one off the list.

Havoc on deadline: the Great Tax Crash. Ah too bad!!

Papers show Ken Livingstone used public servants in vote battle. Crooked little s**t.

Iraq's revival boosted as oil production rises to 2.4m barrels a day. Nice of the media t notice.

Free health care cost 'not known'. The chickens are coming home to roost. ust wait for the student grants to go tits up.