Ze French in a nutshell or two...

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." --Mark Twain
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"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--General George S. Patton
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."--General Norman Schwartzkopf
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"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."--Marge Simpson
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"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."--Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."--Rush Limbaugh
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"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."--Regis Philbin
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"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."--David Letterman

H/T 45 Govt