Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Saudi Air 511 - You're cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R'
Saudi Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.'
Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Iran Air 711 - You're cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.'
Iran Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. -
Allah is Great.'
Pause...
Saudi Air: ' ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC'
Atlanta ATC: 'Go ahead Saudi Air 511.'
Saudi Air: 'YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.'
Atlanta ATC: 'Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us ...'
H/T Ted Foster
Friday, 21 March 2008
Atlanta Air Traffic Control = ATC
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2 comments:
Would be 27L and 9R
Ezackery my thought! But then the non-pilots wouldn't get it.
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