A little wisdom....

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

H/t Franklin Hill