News...

'Every teenager in my borough has been mugged, says MP. Street crime is out of control.

Teenage binge drinking 'epidemic'. Raise the drinking age to 21. Any shop found selling booze to minors should lose their licence.

Home office alcohol tsar boasts of drinking on website as Labour proclaims 24-hour drinking a partial success. Piss head. Bit like the rest of them.

Barack Obama's credibility called into question.I didn't know he had any!!

Morgan unveils 'world's first green sportscar'. Good old Morgan, it's about the only car maker we have left. It's amazing what you can knock up in your garden shed.

UN approves fresh sanctions against Iran. And a fat lot of good they will do.

Rural poverty 'forgotten' by Government. Labour hates the countryside and those who live in it.

American attack targets al-Qa'eda in Somalia. Nice one.

Iraq ripe for Iranian domination. We have left Iran unchallenged for too long. It's now or never.