News...

House prices are falling at record rate confirming the end of 10-year boom. Good to many people have been living off house prices for too long. Time to pay the price.

M&S shopper who slipped on a grape sues for £300,000. Effing con artist!

Illegal immigrants vanish after being given rail tickets and told to 'make their way to detention centre'. I hope we got receipts for the train tickets!!

£580 extra to feed the family as food prices race ahead of inflation. Grow your own is about to get trendy!! Where can I get shares in greenhouses?

Democrats rocked as Clinton ally Elliot Spitzer is embroiled in sex scandal. Do the Clintons have any 'clean' friends.

Lighter sentences for 'desperate' thieves. Next the Government will legalise robbery!!

Funding threat to private schools. More effing class war crap from the socialist scum wrecking Britain.

Al-Qaeda's deadly return raises fears for success of Baghdad troop surge. The surge worked, sadly we forgot to nobble Iran while we were at it. There will not be peace in Iraq until Iran and Syria have a dose of 'regime change'.

Eco-terrorists top the FBI's threat list after wave of arson attacks. Eco my ass. They are a bunch of left wing psychos you should be properly 'targeted'.

Roundhead Gordon Brown's New Puritans. Bunch of Stalinist apes.