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Tax rises: You ain't seen nothing yet! Darling 'will have to put up income tax by 3p after next election'. No he won't 'cos he will not be chancellor after the next election.

Jack Straw apologises after 200 Muslim prisoners are given ham sandwiches during Ramadan. Best meal they had all year!!

Dodgy data: Millions put at risk from faulty Government ID records. That's why I try not to tell the Government anything.

British shire horse faces extinction thanks to invasion by its French cousin. Save our Shires.

Budget 2008: Higher tax for 9 in 10 drivers. Vintage car sales are about to boom again! Any car built (as opposed to registered) prior to Jan 1 1973 qualifies to be a Historic car in the eyes of DVLA.

Ed Balls 'tried to bury schools bad news'. Just like his master!






















Young bloggers hold key as Iran goes to polls. In Iran the pen is not mightier than the sword. Regime change is going to require a bucketload of bloodshed.

Climate change special: £5,000 off a Range Rover. If you want to cut emissions, cut the number of people. Who is going to miss the liberals?

Gold soars as panicking investors seek safety. Be good news if that twat Brown hadn't given all ours away! He should be made to make up the difference out of his own pocket.