News....

Basil Brush probed by police over 'racist abuse' in gipsy spell sketch. Effing Dids. There is no place for them in a civilised society. Boot them all out.

Ireland arrests BBC journalists. Well it's a start. The BBC is far too fond of 'terrorists', especially the Palestinian variety!

20,000 families receive benefits worth more than the average salary. Lazy scum. Strip them of all benefits and send them to work. We need to do away with child benefit and incapacity benefit. Britain is becoming a country of scroungers and it is the hard working types who are being finantially crippled by the taxes to keep all these Labour voters fed and housed.

Dozy pilots sacked after falling asleep and overshooting airport by 15 miles. A topless stewardess would have kept them awake!!

Iraq: Why the final bloodbath is still to come. An intelligent piece as opposed to the anti-US bullshit the media usually spouts.

The blanding of Britain: The murder of the English pub. We lost our pub years ago and all the nearby ones require body armour. My nearest good pub is 20 miles away. Still it's nice to see The Sloaney Pony getting a mention. The first day of all day opening was spent there and I am not sure I have recovered yet.

Marine band replaced by CD on ghetto blaster as military musicians are sent to Afghanistan. All Whitehall civil servants should be members of the Territorial Army. Not only will it give us plenty of cannon fodder but it will guarantee that our troops will get the best kit and enough of it.

1000 village shops may close with post offices. The destruction of the countrside continues. The only way to save ourselves is to take up arms.

White men may miss out under job plans. I can see the KKK becoming established in this country if crap like this continues!

MoD office worker gets £200,000 payout. Effing little wimp will now spend the rest of his pathetic life living on disability benefits. We need to do something about the lawyers who are behind a lot of this.

Iran elections leave parliamentary power split. It is too much to hope that any changes will come of it. We are still heading for war.

HMAS Sydney found off Australia's west coast. Good.

Midnight ultimatum for Tibet showdown. As usual the West does nothing. Gos save us from gutless politicians.

Two decades on, war victims of Saddam Hussein's gas attacks draw their last breath. According to the left Saddam 'never' had WMD.