News...

After 2 Iraq tours, Marine gets U.S. citizenship. Hoooorah.....he earned it the hard way!

We're not sex objects, say bikini pageant models. So let's take them seriously!!!!




















Get off my bus, I need to pray. Boot the bastard out of our country.

Serial burglar swanned into Downing Street using Lithuanian lover's ID in amazing security breach. Ho ho...if the plod can't keep No 10 safe what chance do the rest of us have.

Families slash spending, experts warn of mortgage meltdown and NOW job threats loom. Brown is about to discover the true meaning of prudence..

Michael Martin's home gets £1.7m makeover. Make the prick pay for it himself.

Dutch MP Geert Wilders claims to be all about freedom of expression - but is he about to engulf Britain in a holy war? We are already in a Holy War!!

We must talk to the Taliban, says Des Browne. WTF!! This prick is supposed to be our Defence Secretary. We must exterminate the Taleban and sack this no good Mother F**ker as well.

Rift between UK diplomats and Army in Basra. Let the Army do their job their way and sack the worthless diplomats.

Election rigged for Robert Mugabe, says official. No s**t!

Hillary Clinton told to accept defeat for party. I would love to have heard her reply!!

North Korea provokes US with missile test. Can we do a missile test. I want to know if trident really works!!

Plan to allow sea to flood Norfolk villages. Go flood someone else's villages.

Coroner attacks MoD failures in Afghanistan. And? The MOD will continue to 'kill' our troops and nobody has the guts to get rid of the f**king useless department.

US Marine accused of killing Iraqi civilians won't face court. People die in war! In fact you cannot win one without killing civilians.

James May: Man and machine.