Marital logic...part 1.

"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste." - David Bissonette

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
- Sacha Guitry

"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together." - Hemant Joshi

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them." - Dumas

"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, What does a woman want?" - Sigmund Freud

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me." - Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran

H/T Shelly