The Sunday Best...

Prince Harry calls on Jamie Oliver to sort out Army's 'miserable' rations. Sod Jamie Oliver get Delia on the job.

Prince Harry: The Army post is pants - I was miffed when dad's Christmas card got here in February. Will the government take notice of what he says. No chance. The military need more of everything and hopefully Harry can get things moving. He should write a shopping list for our boys and see that it is filled.

PM offers key job to banker who didn't notice that her secretary had stolen £1m. Considering how must money Gordon Brown has 'lost' she sounds perfect for the job.

21 companies paid £2.7m to run secret limousines for Ministers. Let the bastards walk.

'9/11 attacks made up, ' says French best actress Oscar-winner. That's one way to destroy your career. Stupid bitch.

Britain has lost its way, says Archbishop. Lost is a bloody understatement.

Iran dissident defies jail fighting for equality. A brave woman.

Russia prepares to elect Dmitry Medvedev. The same way we 'elected' Brown.

Planeloads of cash prop up Mugabe. Will someone kindly shoot the bastard.

American jails hold quarter of world’s inmates. I am glad someone still locks up their criminals.

Bleep off, you’re driving me mad. Clarkypoos on modern technology andLook, you traffic wombles, I’ve had enough. the chaos that are roads have become.