I love it when you move your tongue sideways real fast!
Vicious old hag...and Hilary.
Elton John: "I can't resist a sexy man like you. Why don't you come over later."Hillary: "I love you Elton, but you're just too butch for me. Let's just be friends."
Baby's got blue eyes.
Hillary..."eewww, I just kissed a girl..."
Two old lesbians hugging...What's so unusual?
Wisper's in ear your wearing the same scent as David Furnish.
I'm not getting near THAT hole, either.
A fag and a hag.
Elton: "I really wrote this for you, Hillary!Hillary: "Oh, and this is written for you!
Each to the other: 'Have we fallen so low?'
Marry me Hillary you manly bitch!
A wanna be queen and Elton John.
"Wait, Elton. I have to get Bill's cigar out of my humidor."
"It seems to me you live your life like a candle in the wind, not knowing who to cling when the rain sets in.." "Aw, shaddup, I ain't so senile that I can't recognise you Elton - well, not just yet.."
Are you happy to see me or is that a lipstick in your pocket?
Hey! A bitch and a cunt!
Another attempt to turn Elton John strait goes down in flames.
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I love it when you move your tongue sideways real fast!
Vicious old hag...and Hilary.
Elton John: "I can't resist a sexy man like you. Why don't you come over later."
Hillary: "I love you Elton, but you're just too butch for me. Let's just be friends."
Baby's got blue eyes.
Hillary..."eewww, I just kissed a girl..."
Two old lesbians hugging...What's so unusual?
Wisper's in ear your wearing the same scent as David Furnish.
I'm not getting near THAT hole, either.
A fag and a hag.
Elton: "I really wrote this for you, Hillary!
Hillary: "Oh, and this is written for you!
Each to the other: 'Have we fallen so low?'
Marry me Hillary you manly bitch!
A wanna be queen and Elton John.
"Wait, Elton. I have to get Bill's cigar out of my humidor."
"It seems to me you live your life like a candle in the wind, not knowing who to cling when the rain sets in.."
"Aw, shaddup, I ain't so senile that I can't recognise you Elton - well, not just yet.."
Are you happy to see me or is that a lipstick in your pocket?
Hey! A bitch and a cunt!
Another attempt to turn Elton John strait goes down in flames.
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