Inner Peace: Could this be the answer?

'I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a

bottle of Merlot,

a bottle of Chardonnay,

a botle of Baileys,

a butle of vocka,

a pockage of Prunglies,

tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins,

the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who bloudee gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to ennyun yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.'

H/T Pete Hurrell