Alabama - Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona - But it's A DRY Heat.
Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything.
California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut - Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids, and Home Of The Early Bird Special
Georgia - We Put the Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But the Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce The "S"
Indiana - 2 Billion Years And Still Tidal Wave Free
Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
H/T Shelly
When private equity came for trailer parks
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MICHIGAN: "Baja Ontario"
OHIO: "Keeping Lake Erie from Polluting the Ohio River"
MASSACHUSETTS: "Separating Taxpayers from Their Earnings Since 1620"
CALIFORNIA: "_27_ Days Since the Last Killer Earthquake"
"Alabama - Heck Yes, We Have Electricity."
That's good, I make electricity in Alabama :)
Arkansas should be "Literacy Aren't Evrything."
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