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Friday, 18 April 2008

Medicine 101.....

An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an asshole out of Scotland, put it in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours.'

H/T Killem

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The trouble is that they are not looking for work; they don't need to under Gordon Brown's welfare for all system.

Anonymous said...

the problem is under gordan brown he will never admit or stop imigration despite now there not being enough jobs


imigrants take all of the jobs?