News.....

Who's Your Daddy? The Psychology of Most People's Voting. So true. Too many people do not know who they are voting for.

NATO men romp in Afghan brothels. Send them to the front line. It will do them some good and give our boys a rest!!

Stalin would be proud of this grotesque attack on faith schools. Ed Balls is a jumped up little wanker who should be ignored.

Man faces five years in jail after hitting a boy with... a hedgehog. Sod the teenager he probably asked for it. What about the poor bloody hedgehog!

'Margaret Thatcher would be voted Prime Minister if a general election was called today', claims poll. Dust off the handbag and bring her back.

Zimbabwe: Desperate Mugabe sends in his thugs to seize white farms. And still we do nothing. If Mugabe stays in power we may as well surrender to Islam because if we do not have the guts to take down Mugabe we don't stand a chance against Iran.

Schools 'recycling' incapable teachers. I wasn't aware that the NUT had any capable teachers amongst it ranks.

3 US troops killed, 31 wounded in Iraq by Iranian Terrorists. Actually that's not what it says but it bloody well should do.

Number of complaints against the NHS soars. Hardly surprising as it is as bad as ever.

Youth crime 'up by two thirds in 10 years'. National Service and Chain Gangs should solve this problem.

Max Mosley faces being driven out of office. Another autocrat whould thinks he is above the law. Kick him out.

US and Iraqi forces take the battle to Moqtada al-Sadr's doorstep. And all the way to Tehran!!

A bulletproof hoodie: The ultimate fashion item for Britain's lawless teenagers. Bet it won't stop .50 cal.