News.....

Olympic torch fiasco: Lord Coe blasts 'horrible Chinese thugs' who barged their way through London. An effing shambles.

Anger at 'shoot Arab' war game. It's practical training for what's to come if we don't take the whole Islamic War seriously.

House prices plunge 2.5% in biggest monthly fall since 1990s' crash. Here we go!

Gordon Brown hits new poll low as voters desert Labour for Tories. He will not last the year.

Foul-mouthed bully Mohamed Fayed should leave Britain and peddle his poison elsewhere. Boot the f**ker out.

Zimbabwe's white farmers in new land grabs. We MUST send in trops to get rid of Mugabe.

One in three troops hit by tax change. The only people who can save Britain are the military. We need a coup ASAP.

Iraqi Shia leader wants to disband Mahdi army. Disband or die. I think the term 'army' is a trifle optimistic.

Disabled soldier goes back to war in Afghanistan. Good man.

General Petraeus enters new battlefield as presidential rivals hijack ‘surge’ hearings. He will kick butt!

Zimbabwe court delays decision on poll results. And they will continue to delay until they manage to rig the result.