News...

A Mystery in the Middle East. Things are 'happening' in The Middle East. George Friedman has a theory.

Muslim pervs in let off storm. One law for them...another for us. There is going to be trouble soon.

Aids girls on World Cup game. Looks like footie fans will be getting a 'souvenir' they will not forget!!

Jack Straw 'threatened to punch rude Ed Balls' as Labour infighting takes chaotic turn. That I would like to see.

London 2012 could cost £20billion... TEN times original budget, admits ex-Olympics chief. And the bloody rest. I guess the Royal Navy will have to wait for their new carriers.

More than a million immigrants live in homes paid for by the taxpayer. Why am I no longer surprised by stuff like this.

Property prices may fall 10pc, warns IMF. That should start a property panic. The IMF are a Wunch of Bankers.

The outside world can do little to stop Robert Mugabe's plans. There is lot we can do and it will involve force. A targetted assasination of Mugabe and his fellow hencemen would be the easiest failing that send in the troops.

Zimbabwe faces starvation as mobs rampage through farms. And still we do nothing.

Taste of country denied to one in five children. Good! Keep the little bastards out. Our village is infested with drunken dopehead children who have moved here from towns.

First badger cull for 20 years to tackle TB. I need a new shaving brush.

Texas drops strip club 'pole tax'. I am sure my Texan readers will be pleased with this!!

The wobby Russian doll at No 10. Brown is finished. the backbenchers will turn on him when they realise that their cushy little jobs are going.

Bad Bart Simpson is banished for Baywatch in Venezuela. Yet Baywatch is fine!!