News.....

Council admits spying on family. Ok this is a tad OTT.

Brown faces revolt if local polls go against Labour, warn senior MPs. IF!!!....they are going to get slaughtered.

Shearing banned at county show because animal welfare activists say clippers harm the sheep. WTF. These 'animal rights' fruitcakes need a good kicking.

The ex-dairy farmer who switched from milking cows to hosting swingers in the sex club that used to be a barn. A whole new take on diversification. I wonder if he got a grant from the EU!!!!

Council spy cases hit 1,000 a month. This is getting ridiculous.

Gordon Brown 'losing patience with Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe'. And he will do what about it?

House prices down in half of all postcodes. Things are going to get very tough very quickly.

John McCain 'would confront Russia and China'. Good. they have been getting away with crap for too long.

Silvo Berlusconi: Only 'retards' would vote for Italy's Left.... and the Democrats.

Israeli troops told to use tact at checkpoints. Now they must say 'Good Morning' before blowing away terrorists.

Somali pirates seized after hostages are freed. The French will attack pirates but not the Taleban.

MP puts mistress on Commons payroll. Nice one. Hope she is good at Dick-tation.

British accused of appeasing Shia militia in Basra. We have two choices kick some Mehdi butt or get out.

Why China is the REAL master of the universe. They are becoming a pain.

More than 11,000 failed asylum seekers could win right to free NHS care. If they are 'failed' why the f**k are they still here.