Thursday 24 April 2008

News....

Saddam Hussein's ally Izzat Ibrahim al-Duri 'captured' in Iraq. Looks like another length of rope is going to be needed.

Study: Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer. So Gordon Brown is safe!!

Terror lawyer at fanatics rally. Boot the bitch out.

One million pupils set to be turned away from schools as teachers go on strike. The NUT has wrecked the British Education system with its bullshit socialist policies. Any teacher who strikes to day should be sacked and stripped of their pension. They won't be missed.

Bailed to murder: Gang of teenage hoodies kicked former soldier to death for £5 they wanted to spend on booze and drugs. Lynch them!

Panic at the pumps: Soaring petrol prices and fuel rationing introduced to prevent garage droughts. Nothing like a media driven panic!

John Prescott called Tony Blair a 'little s***' after he 'betrayed' Brown by refusing to step down from power. Possibly the only intelligent thing Prescott has ever said!!

UN troops overworked and outgunned in the badlands of Darfur. Without Anglosphere troops any UN force is a farce!

Robert Mugabe’s men seek coalition to run country until new poll. Why? They lost!

N Korea 'linked to Syria reactor'. Sadly I don't think the IAF can reach Pyong Yang.

Somalia's pirates face battles at sea. Somali pirates v USS Ronald Reagan should be fun to watch!!

Petraeus-Odierno Team Nominated to Lead in CentCom, Iraq . Keeping a great team together.

Hillary Clinton claims 'tide is turning' her way. Funny! King Canute had a similar idea!

1 comment:

Bob Hawkins said...

"Sadly I don't think the IAF can reach Pyong Yang."

Do the Israelis have any planes that can be launched from an aircraft carrier? I'm thinking "Thirty Seconds Over Pyongyang" here.